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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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AC12vsOCG · 02/06/2019 23:14

Anyone else got the theme tune to blankety blank in their heads now?!

RabbitseatDogs · 02/06/2019 23:15

Jamai you're blank to me.

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:15

Wow - I guess that's how some people see my posts. Just a whole load of nothingness.
Btw - you need to charge your phone Wink

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:15

blackboard you are blank too.

And now the word blank has lost all meaning.

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:15

^ ^

Watersnail · 02/06/2019 23:15

AC12vsOCG · 02/06/2019 23:15

Cross post watersnail!

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:16

Jamai - how do you know someone needs to charge their phoneShockwhat sort of woo is that??

Watersnail · 02/06/2019 23:16
Grin
MustBeAWeasly · 02/06/2019 23:16

This is a great thread
I don't know why I've just read 7 pages of bananas and blanks but I enjoyed it

floraloctopus · 02/06/2019 23:16

If you had 158 bananas the constipation would probably cause you to vomit up your own shit.which, coincidentally has just been described in too much detail in the book I am reading,

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:16

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:17

snail and nipples are blank too.

It's not the experiment I was actually trying to do...but this is interesting.

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Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:17

I'm so woo I know her phone is at 16%.........

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:17

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JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 23:18

It's on charge but I think I've probably reached my photo limit now so you will all have to fend for yourselves.

I loved Blankety Blank.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:18

I love love love to blank...,

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:18

^^

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:18

Floraloctpus... the book written by the nurse? Think I read that chapterConfusedConfusedConfusedohmaaagaaahd

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:18

mama the battery level was shown in one of the screenshots.

Jamai is good,but not that good.

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:18

JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 23:18

Jamai is a witch.

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:18

@floraloctopus
111 once asked me whether I was vomiting up anything that looked like faeces......

I wasn't until they asked me!

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:19

You’re blank to me now blackboard but weren’t blank before.

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:19

BlackboardMonitorVimes your post above is blank to me

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