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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 16:56

I would make a rubbish agent anyway - I’m no good at puzzles and under torture I would confess everything straight away!

VeniVidiViciTwice · 03/06/2019 17:01

This is my second post and my first isn't showing up - I did 3 or 4 (forgot to count) spaces and then posted. I'm on the android app. If anyone else can see my first post let me know!

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 17:03

I can't see your firs post at all,blank or not. Veni

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 17:04

@thistimeofyear you wouldn't be able to confess how to blank so they can infiltrate us.Grin

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Watersnail · 03/06/2019 17:26

Rabbits tell them you'll take it as long as you get term-times off too.

thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 17:28

True but they might torture me more thinking I wasn’t telling them on purpose !

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 18:11

They might feed you bananas only. How long until you crack?

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thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 18:13

I like a banana and I can eat quite a lot of food in one sitting so.....

thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 18:15

Ok I’ll do it if I have to... for the team
Death by banana 🦹‍♂️🍌

JaneJeffer · 03/06/2019 20:35

Mamamere I expect to have lots of people begging me for bananas now. But as they are probably all murderers I shall have to refuse.

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 20:44

Ermm as the OP of this thread I'm ENTITLED to a share of the bananas. You wouldn't have won them if it weren't for me .Grin

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joyfullittlehippo · 03/06/2019 20:47

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JaneJeffer · 03/06/2019 21:23

Oh YourSarcasm your post is blank and I can't read it

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 21:30

Ohhh nevermind the thrones....Game of Bananas is on!!

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GorkyMcPorky · 03/06/2019 21:39

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Mamamere · 03/06/2019 22:40

Stay strong janejeffers🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 23:10

@Mamamere ...you traitor

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Mamamere · 03/06/2019 23:25

Yours sarcasm🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌Grin

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 23:27

That's it! You're blank to me!! AngryAngry

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Mamamere · 03/06/2019 23:36

I never managed blank...😏gave up😟

JaneJeffer · 03/06/2019 23:41

Mamamere my banana ally GrinGrin

RabbitseatDogs · 03/06/2019 23:46
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RabbitseatDogs · 03/06/2019 23:54

Watersnail they slightly balked at term term off too and I muttered about glass ceilings and they caved! I only have to work 4 days a year for 3 hours a day, I think I can manage that, just about. I don't know what I'll do about child care but I'm sure my dog can help out.

Mamamere I can only have free bananas if I drop from £500, 000 to £10 so I decided I'd rather be a half millionaire and banana less than monetary poor but banana rich. Unless the economy crashes and bananas become worth more than pounds. Although, the price of bananas these days makes me think I've been a bit hasty. I also get a Travelcard and a plane.

Mamamere · 03/06/2019 23:58

Just worried that you're going to over-commit schedule-wise Rabbit - sometimes you can do too much... we all need a work/banana balanceGrin

RabbitseatDogs · 04/06/2019 00:09

Mamamere it does worry me but I'm thinking I might just ring in sick for four days a year 😁

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