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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:25

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:26

I am doing it purposely.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:26

floraloctopus · 02/06/2019 23:26

Mnhq is actually an elephant on the back of a turtle. Nightwatch is a member of a special guild but they don't eat bananas.

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:26

If people can see my blanks, try doing what I’m doing and see if you get a blank to yourself.

If we can see your blanks, then you ain't blank Grin

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:26

I can see myself as blank but apparently not to others.

Down the blank hole we go...

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backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:26

Jamai

So, has anyone who has managed to be blank, actually seen themselves as blank?

I’m blank to some and blank to myself all the time on my blank posts.

Kpo58 · 02/06/2019 23:26

How many bananas would it take to kill someone if you were throwing the bananas at your victim?

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:27

@floraloctopus that explains my blanking ability Wink

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:27

Showing off Blackboard wel jel

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:27

Jamai
If people can see my blanks, try doing what I’m doing and see if you get a blank to yourself.*

If we can see your blanks, then you ain't blank

Yes but I’m blank to some and not others. I think it depends on the device.

floraloctopus · 02/06/2019 23:27

Well done Vimes, I couldn't remember your name Wink

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:27

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:28

I can see myself all the time Sad

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:28

I’m blank to myself.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:30

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:30

@Kpo58 88 if you're throwing them off a high enough building at a high enough speed.

Or one well placed banana peel at their feet I guess.

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:31

What is annoying is that I can't do long ones.....

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:31

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:32

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:32

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:33

Now I'm not even blank to myself!! You've broken me!!!

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Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:33

Sarcasm I can see you

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:33

Floraloctpus - i bet Terry Pratchett could do blanksSmile

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:33

@YourSarcasmIsDripping but it's not fully blank. I think mnhq got too pissed off with us last time, so stopped it Hmm

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