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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 22:09

So you start a thread and name change before your first post? I predict 100 of these threads now Grin

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:10

@WeCameToDance if he starts finding broken cherry pits then he should really worry. Apparently those can be lethal in much smaller quantities. If chewed and ingested.

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:12

I doubt there's that many daft people experimenting with threads. Most people will wait for MNHQ.

I'm more of a hmmm ,I wonder if I can do it person and wanting to know how right now.Grin

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JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 22:13

I am tempted!

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:14

Do it ! Do it!! As long as you report back.Grin

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PickAChew · 02/06/2019 22:15

Probably easier to freeze one in liquid nitrogen then just bludgeon them to death.

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:17

Yes but you could do that with anything. It kinda takes away from the banana power.

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TheBabyAteMyBrain · 02/06/2019 22:18

Myusernameismud · 02/06/2019 22:19

Also, wouldn't it just shatter?

VanillaSugarr · 02/06/2019 22:21

My MIL is on dialysis and isn’t allowed to eat bananas any more.

RhubarbIsEvil · 02/06/2019 22:22

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:23

I can see that Rhubarb.

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RhubarbIsEvil · 02/06/2019 22:24

Oh bugger.

RhubarbIsEvil · 02/06/2019 22:24

RhubarbIsEvil · 02/06/2019 22:26

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backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 22:27

We can see them all!

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 22:28

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:30

I'm giggling to myself now. Love that there are other triers out there.Grin

Try a white banana maybe?

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RhubarbIsEvil · 02/06/2019 22:30

So how do you do it then? Go on, tell us all (seeing as this thread will be deleted).

Ohyesiam · 02/06/2019 22:30

My son is in danger then. He does dilute them with bread and peanut butter though. Will that help?

Thunderpunt · 02/06/2019 22:30

It takes 456 cherry stones to kill someone on account of their cyanide content (or something like that anyways

Or it might be apricots....

Anyway that's good enough for me to chose chocolate over fruit any day

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 22:32

For this thread i just selected the underline symbol and pressed space a few times.(might work just with pressing space,haven't tried).

On the mystery thread? No idea, I assume it's actually a glitch somewhere,but that would be a pretty anticlimactic answer.

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JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 22:32

I can't do it Sad but I've added another name to my collection

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 22:33

didireallysaythat · 02/06/2019 22:33

195 bananas sounds like easy given my success with online shopping and Tesco. 20 bunches instead of 20 bananas should do the trick ...

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