It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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Blank morning agents!

@Starburst8 MNHQ are looking into it, an update would be nice but doubt it'll happen.

Basilisk no idea on the pie front,I'm not much of a baker.

You can also kill people with corn. It takes a lot of resources,but corn avalanches are deadly. There was a year when 26 people died because of it.

Bananas are more theoretical.

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How’s much kindness does it take to kill someone?

YourSarcasmIsDripping - did the other original dodgy blank thread go? I can't see it but didn't comment so no deletion message for me

Here is a blank banana:

I've just had an email from the MoD offering me a job. Salary is £500,000 per year, all school holidays off, mostly working from home, hours to suit. Should I take it?

I got an email saying I have won a years supply of bananas.

@Thunderpunt the deletion message

@RhubarbIsEvil I guess it depends how you redirect the kindness.

So if they're complaining they're hot, you could kindly push them out a window.

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I wasn’t going to ...but I just hated not being a member of the invisible club! It didn’t work again... !

A friend of mine once reacted in horror when I dared to have two bananas in one day. It's good to know I had another 193 to go before I died.

And if you have any bananas left after killing someone - I have a recipe for banana bread - saves wasting them - especially the ones that have bounced off and gone brown?

I can see you sky

That's mad. I'm invisible to myself

Apparently you can die by eating too many oranges in one go but I've forgotten the magic number.

The green part of potatoes is poisonous too. All you need to do then is boil up some green spuds then feed your unfortunate loved one a load of oranges and bananas.

Around 22lb of chocolate is also deadly apparently.

your unfortunate loved one

Pretty sure my toddler could eat that many.

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Aaaaaaargh!

11000 oranges and 129 spoons of pepper for the ones that like their food well seasoned.

Jane - a years supply to overdose or kill someone else or have one a day?

Rabbits - are they offering free bananas??