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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 06:59

Blank morning agents!

@Starburst8 MNHQ are looking into it, an update would be nice but doubt it'll happen.

Basilisk no idea on the pie front,I'm not much of a baker.

You can also kill people with corn. It takes a lot of resources,but corn avalanches are deadly. There was a year when 26 people died because of it.

Bananas are more theoretical.

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RabbitseatDogs · 03/06/2019 08:44
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RhubarbIsEvil · 03/06/2019 09:18

How’s much kindness does it take to kill someone?

Thunderpunt · 03/06/2019 10:09

YourSarcasmIsDripping - did the other original dodgy blank thread go? I can't see it but didn't comment so no deletion message for me

Watersnail · 03/06/2019 10:57

Here is a blank banana:

RabbitseatDogs · 03/06/2019 12:04

I've just had an email from the MoD offering me a job. Salary is £500,000 per year, all school holidays off, mostly working from home, hours to suit. Should I take it?

JaneJeffer · 03/06/2019 12:12

I got an email saying I have won a years supply of bananas.

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 12:52

@Thunderpunt the deletion message

It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone
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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 12:53

@RhubarbIsEvil I guess it depends how you redirect the kindness.

So if they're complaining they're hot, you could kindly push them out a window.

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thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 14:06

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thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 14:07

I wasn’t going to ...but I just hated not being a member of the invisible club! It didn’t work again... !

thatmustbenigelwiththebrie · 03/06/2019 14:10

A friend of mine once reacted in horror when I dared to have two bananas in one day. It's good to know I had another 193 to go before I died.

thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 14:17

And if you have any bananas left after killing someone - I have a recipe for banana bread - saves wasting them - especially the ones that have bounced off and gone brown?

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 15:40

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freshasthebrightbluesky · 03/06/2019 15:46

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 15:50

I can see you sky Grin

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freshasthebrightbluesky · 03/06/2019 16:23

That's mad. I'm invisible to myself Shock

Apparently you can die by eating too many oranges in one go but I've forgotten the magic number.

The green part of potatoes is poisonous too. All you need to do then is boil up some green spuds then feed your unfortunate loved one a load of oranges and bananas.

Around 22lb of chocolate is also deadly apparently.

JaneJeffer · 03/06/2019 16:25

your unfortunate loved one Grin

kaytee87 · 03/06/2019 16:26

Pretty sure my toddler could eat that many.

thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 16:35

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thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 16:36

Aaaaaaargh!

thistimeofyear · 03/06/2019 16:37

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 03/06/2019 16:54

11000 oranges and 129 spoons of pepper for the ones that like their food well seasoned.Grin

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Mamamere · 03/06/2019 16:55

Jane - a years supply to overdose or kill someone else or have one a dayGrin?

Mamamere · 03/06/2019 16:56

Rabbits - are they offering free bananas??

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