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Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

Here you all are. I scrolled through chat, looking for likely thread titles. The cheese plant one seemed like a possibility, but it wasn’t you.

That rose is doing well, try and get a horse, they like horseshit.

Hello new people.

I like the first room that someone posted, the glass box with the sea view. I shall have a slide down to the sea so I can swim.

DT you can order the Cartmel sticky toffee puddings online - you know, the really good ones. I always send them to friends who’ve had babies.

I think I’m being advertised kit for our new house

iklboo milk it for all its worth? Have you got willing slaves?

Proj is he insured? Maybe your day out will end in an accident. It could seriously boost our house fund.

Also DT maybe you could insist your other personalities need feeding too?

this what an excellent idea!! Some of my others personalities are very hungry and nobody ever remembers to feed them except me!

Also, on the topic of pudding, I am your friend and I just had a baby! (24 years ago)

this - DH brought me a bacon butty & coffee in bed this morning. But I still did three loads of washing on Friday so not that helpful

iklboo do you think your dh could swing by the asylum and bring me a bacon butty too but with an egg on, red sauce, and some more crack to sprinkle on my sticky toffee pudding oh and a raspberry pepsi max and another one for later?

I'll send him over Dangly. He's got no other plans - too rainy to do the garden.

Oh lovely thank you!

I'll send back some crack laced sticky toffee pudding for you, (we have an excess now due to the kind donations) but don't let him have any, it's for you, to thank you for your kindness.

Ooh, This, I've had a baby too. (A number of years ago, but still). .

Well hello there! I am mildly hungover and need a lie down.

Hello Reg

What you need is a bacon butty iklboo's dh is running a free delivery service of these!

You can order anything, it's brilliant!

Hello reg he does sound like a nice chap but he doesn't yet know that iklboo accidentally put all his sweaters in on a boil wash on Friday. Due to the PAIN.

That's a good point CP, he might terminate his services when he finds out!

But I’m vegetarian... can I have crisps and pop instead?

Of course, but if he's still in the business of free food delivery then you could always order a spicy bean burger (my second personal fave vegi food apart from 'vegi hot one' pizza!)

Can give you a bad arse but we're all used to that here anyway!

Poot thanks - will try the stretching on the things the moths have not attacked.

Oh project, moths are a nightmare! Little buggers. They always choose a really obvious spot too. You can kill them in the freezer, but usually too late!

reg reading about the Plymouth Brethren on another thread, apparently they won't share food with a non believer. So never offer them any of your crisps.

Noted Poots. Them fuckers will never get near.

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Quick thighlanders! Put BBC2 on