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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
cakesandphotos · 25/05/2019 15:32

The twins are so adorable I think they are the best ones ever

ContessaIsOnADietDammit · 25/05/2019 15:34

U can do it in the morning or night waking you and your body is not fit

Confused
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 15:35

Unicorn dr I will send you a WhatsApp messenger payment address is not available for remote playback of course.

OP posts:
Lovemusic33 · 25/05/2019 15:38

Very fun game to pass the money to the kids.

Groovee · 25/05/2019 15:39

Well done and then you can have a salad with me

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:39

Wellingtons aren’t the answer to your question about what’s wrong with me

MrStateTrooper · 25/05/2019 15:40

X the same time for me to check the account of the office on annual leave

StCharlotte · 25/05/2019 15:40

For the Easter bunny of the night as the cup was much too late for the whole Brexit party to get it from the vet

Blimey!

StCharlotte · 25/05/2019 15:42

Y you know what I have a similar issue and use various powders and pencils the same day if travelling and accommodation for a few years back

Riiight...

Sux2buthen · 25/05/2019 15:42

Yeah I'm gonna I wanna is a time for us a bit of a cold and cold water in case we have to leave

Diemme · 25/05/2019 15:42

You can speak soon and I will pop over for dinner with alison and I am pretty much the same way

MadisonAvenue · 25/05/2019 15:44

Zero hour to get a good morning at the school I got to work

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 15:44

Zebra stripes on the motorway every weekend for months now.

OP posts:
Diemme · 25/05/2019 15:46

Love this, I'm also bored. Back to A?

Mummyoflittledragon · 25/05/2019 15:46

And what really does she have from children and don’t come home to deal without saying nice things...

MotherOfSuburbia · 25/05/2019 15:47

I'll start again...
Amy's iPhone and Android movies to watch the event by visiting recording surveillance station

Dontbeadickkkkk · 25/05/2019 15:47

A look for the kids in school today I just don’t know yet how much I love you

Diemme · 25/05/2019 15:48

But I think I will send flowers online to the peacock with the organ

smallereveryday · 25/05/2019 15:50

Can you pick me up at your mothers house tomorrow?

MotherOfSuburbia · 25/05/2019 15:50

Buy it now and I will be lifted up to the church

yabadabadontdoit · 25/05/2019 15:51

But that’s the only thing that you could have done for the last year you can put them on a good day to make sure that they have the time and they can get it done for the first trip to get to it but it would definitely need a lot more than a little more time and then they will probably get a lot faster but then they will probably get a lot faster than it has to get done and I have no no way of making them so I can put it down to the level and I put them on it to the level and I will probably be done at least once in the week but it would definitely need to get a lot more than the first time I’ve done that

PurpleBag · 25/05/2019 15:52

Can't can pick it off tomorrow morning at the same day I have to go pick it off tomorrow night

TinselAndKnickers · 25/05/2019 15:53

Don't blame the boys who don't have a look at the small ones

Grin
Diemme · 25/05/2019 15:54

Do not hesitate to contact me regarding this issue and I will have to take responsibility for your actions of the world.

MemorialBeach · 25/05/2019 15:54

Every time I read about someone who is a bit of a breeze and I don't want to be a bit too grown up.