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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
disappear · 25/05/2019 15:06

Just to let you know I have my course this week for the rest of the term and I will be back on the 18th and the 1st of September.

My phone is so boring.

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:07

Jerk is awful but the food was good and I didn’t get a discount code for it

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:09

Ketomine has always been the best way to get my hair done

Grin
S1naidSucks · 25/05/2019 15:12

Have a great time and a great day at home with my husband.

Confused
Teaandcrisps · 25/05/2019 15:13

Let's hope that the next time we will need a good halfords

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:15

Interesting how you can make your phone look like a new person to help us out with the kids

TheGirlWhoLived · 25/05/2019 15:15

Just let ya go to get the kids I love ya and you have my best day tomorrow

TheGirlWhoLived · 25/05/2019 15:16

[i don’t actually ever type ‘ya’!?!?!]

peasando · 25/05/2019 15:19

Know how it is to get him a little boy he was a good friend to you in his own life

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 15:20

Ya ok, girl, whatevs. Hmm

Loving these. 😂

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NymphInYellow · 25/05/2019 15:21

Morning baby courgettes in the dark so decided it was too dangerous to risk falling in the dark

emwithme · 25/05/2019 15:21

Motorway was a car park about to be an Aunty or an hour and a blob is not that the end of my road on the way back.

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:22

Lemon garlic bread is amazing

NymphInYellow · 25/05/2019 15:23

Neighbours said it was an earthquake in Swansea and I don't think it would be helpful for a while and have come out of hiding

MadisonAvenue · 25/05/2019 15:24

No idea how to do that the first one night out and I have to get it done to the house I have a lot to say that I’m not getting a car yet but I’m not getting a ride home I don’t know what I can get him for me and he’s not going out of the house I have no plans to come over and get it.

MillicentMartha · 25/05/2019 15:24

Nevertheless the most important part is that it has been there for years now and it’s been so much better for a while but it’s still pretty cool.

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:25

Ominous looking for some reason I think we should go to the pub with the boys tomorrow

EducatingArti · 25/05/2019 15:25

Ok thanks I'll let you know when I get back in town for the first time in my life.

DrinkSangriaInThePark · 25/05/2019 15:26

Please let me know if you need anything else from me please let me know if you need anything else from me please

Socksontheradiator · 25/05/2019 15:26

Perfect timing for breakfast and want till your new cooker and ask them what you did there for all of you

DrinkSangriaInThePark · 25/05/2019 15:26

Q is a little bit of time?

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 15:26

Please let me snuggle up with the new car today and tomorrow morn.

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BedraggledBlitz · 25/05/2019 15:27

Rather tell him to do it again in a riddle of a drag queen.

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 15:30

Sausages are good but not sure if it’s worth the visit

AliasGrape · 25/05/2019 15:30

So we can do a little more on Monday or if we have a date night maybe