Arse eating Weetabix.......

[EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB]

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

Just to let you know I have my course this week for the rest of the term and I will be back on the 18th and the 1st of September.

My phone is so boring.

Jerk is awful but the food was good and I didn’t get a discount code for it

Ketomine has always been the best way to get my hair done

Have a great time and a great day at home with my husband.

Let's hope that the next time we will need a good halfords

Interesting how you can make your phone look like a new person to help us out with the kids

Just let ya go to get the kids I love ya and you have my best day tomorrow

[i don’t actually ever type ‘ya’!?!?!]

Know how it is to get him a little boy he was a good friend to you in his own life

Ya ok, girl, whatevs.

Loving these. 😂

Morning baby courgettes in the dark so decided it was too dangerous to risk falling in the dark

Motorway was a car park about to be an Aunty or an hour and a blob is not that the end of my road on the way back.

Lemon garlic bread is amazing

Neighbours said it was an earthquake in Swansea and I don't think it would be helpful for a while and have come out of hiding

No idea how to do that the first one night out and I have to get it done to the house I have a lot to say that I’m not getting a car yet but I’m not getting a ride home I don’t know what I can get him for me and he’s not going out of the house I have no plans to come over and get it.

Nevertheless the most important part is that it has been there for years now and it’s been so much better for a while but it’s still pretty cool.

Ominous looking for some reason I think we should go to the pub with the boys tomorrow

Ok thanks I'll let you know when I get back in town for the first time in my life.

Please let me know if you need anything else from me please let me know if you need anything else from me please

Perfect timing for breakfast and want till your new cooker and ask them what you did there for all of you

Q is a little bit of time?

Please let me snuggle up with the new car today and tomorrow morn.

Rather tell him to do it again in a riddle of a drag queen.

Sausages are good but not sure if it’s worth the visit

So we can do a little more on Monday or if we have a date night maybe