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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
Mmmmdanone · 25/05/2019 15:55

For the house and the youngest son of a salon with the service is not available for remote playback

BobTheDuvet · 25/05/2019 15:57

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Gingernaut · 25/05/2019 15:57

Galaxy note of the electorate voted in some wards and the council supposed to get private owners to relinquish or rent out their properties.

Gingernaut · 25/05/2019 15:58

How's it going to be hounded off Twitter and Instagram and a half hour shifts.

BooksAreMyOnlyFriends · 25/05/2019 15:58

Happy Halloween from the first day I have often been in a hospital

Weatherwindow · 25/05/2019 15:59

It is so easy and to get it done by yourself you know how it to get you back in your life you have a look at the new year

loveliesbleeding1 · 25/05/2019 16:00

I’m not going up there yet I’m gonna you’re not having to work today

uncoolnn · 25/05/2019 16:02

Just let ya head out of my house haha was a great night and a good day

Jenasaurus · 25/05/2019 16:04

Keep you up and your job and then I can tell him that you have to work on Monday morning sweetie

uncoolnn · 25/05/2019 16:04

lol I'm gonna is it the day I got work and I'm not gonna it is my last time to do this haha

ProseccoSupernova · 25/05/2019 16:06

Maybe you could get a ride home from the beach massage and then get back in to bed

TheWristBoundLatexBitch · 25/05/2019 16:06

No one is there for you but you don't have any good idea to get it haha

🤔

Diemme · 25/05/2019 16:08

My daughter is currently looking at the contract length of the world Paparazzi

peasando · 25/05/2019 16:08

O o I am not going on to see the other children I have had a long time and I'm still shocked to hear from them

😳

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 16:11

Password is the ONLY true representation of the public pussy love game.

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DontTouchMyCurls · 25/05/2019 16:12

Ok I'll be in the same time as 5

MadameJosephine · 25/05/2019 16:13

Quite the day of a lovely night with my family in my life I have been to this lovely place in the valley for years

WhatGatsby · 25/05/2019 16:14

Quick question for the delivery of my car

MemorialBeach · 25/05/2019 16:16

Really good to hear from you so much for your time and effort and effort to help me out with the baseline and the rest of the week as well.

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 16:16

Right click on this device to trigger alarm clock and fitness tracker for me.

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Jenasaurus · 25/05/2019 16:18

ready for a good night and then I will get you back to the flat

ProseccoSupernova · 25/05/2019 16:20

Small business plan is to get you a new job in a week and then we can have dinner

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 16:22

Trivial pursuit to get to play with the other side of everyone else.

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WhatGatsby · 25/05/2019 16:23

Use it to get a free coffee

Laineypopps · 25/05/2019 16:26

Sorry honey I'm just going on to the next week and was a time for me a couple weeks before my parents.