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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
DiaryofWimpyMumm · 27/05/2019 13:23

Okay I'll be back down tomorrow morning and I have a good time for dinner tonight I have to a shower

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 13:26

Perhaps you should try not being a jerk and then you can do it all over again but you’re not going to be able to make it happen

missmouse101 · 27/05/2019 13:46

Quite the blue eyed, cutie he is. He's asked me to move in!

autumneve · 27/05/2019 13:48

Roger and the others probably are not surprised by their own opinions

MadisonAvenue · 27/05/2019 13:51

So I’ll be home at the house at all tomorrow night and I will have a dinner at the one at home park in case I have to work.

NorthernRunner · 27/05/2019 13:52

Thank goodness I don’t think we can get a coffee or a drinks or something soft

Zampa · 27/05/2019 13:55

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RosePeel · 27/05/2019 14:04

Unexpectedly I missed the chance of getting a new phone with my car today so I’m hoping that you could get a hold of him today

PhalangeReginaPhalange · 27/05/2019 14:07

Video of you and your family is coming over soon so I will have to come back tomorrow night

agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 14:13

When I get home I'll give it a little more than you can think about that and then I can have a good job

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 14:20

X-ray should be an interesting one to be a good thing for you all

geekaMaxima · 27/05/2019 14:26

You could look into the next door if you're not sure what he'll be.

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 14:28

Zucchini garlic and onion and tomato sauce

Illberidingshotgun · 27/05/2019 14:30

A joint winter camp has been booked for cubs and scouts from the eve of Friday 18th Jan until Sunday 20th Jan and will be held at the moment and the swimming will be a little later than 5 and a half hour walk away.

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 14:33

Because I thought it was going well but I’m not surprised that you didn’t get to see the boys in the afternoon so we will have let them out in the morning

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 14:34

Bring your own device to get my arse into gear to get my feet sorted out

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 14:38

Cool perfect for the buyer to prepare a bit of progress in the top flight and I would buy it if it was sold at full price for the first month

peasando · 27/05/2019 14:40

Do I have a dinner for lunch today or do something else

federationrep · 27/05/2019 14:44

Everyone is in a great mood today and I'm just going on to the rest of the day with the family.

Yay, even my phone is enjoying the Bank Holiday

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 14:45

Even when we are on the road we can have some time for a bit of craft

agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 14:57

Frankly I'm terrified that she is not a murderer but she's a great person and I love her and I think she's very happy
ConfusedConfusedConfused

Teacakeandalatte · 27/05/2019 15:00

Geek

Thats all it said Grin

peasando · 27/05/2019 15:03

Going well I'm going on a date to go get my son and I have to hope that he's not having fun with you

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 15:05

His chest was just too much for me

JollyGiraffe · 27/05/2019 15:12

I don't want to go out of the window but the front door to the gym this week

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