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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 10:38

X-ray vision is a great way to kill a few people and their dreams

Great, back to the murderer ones again Hmm

AnneOfCleavage · 27/05/2019 10:41

Youthful looking at this lovely picture and the new one I can do with the other two girls Confused

applesauce1 · 27/05/2019 10:43

Zero stars in this app and it was so fun

ILikeyourHairyHands · 27/05/2019 10:43

Zombie apocalypse now getting the right value in London.

VictoriaBun · 27/05/2019 10:46

And the right decision was taken by prisoners and are breastfeeding the ground water in the same stage.

Evidencebased · 27/05/2019 10:51

But I'm gonna, I know you don't have any good idea about it. But I'm not going on a trip.

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 10:54

By the way I think if we were going to travel up to somewhere north of the border in my face when you cuddle up to do it

floraloctopus · 27/05/2019 11:00

Not sure what they do think but it's about the way they want to be a little less obvious.

floraloctopus · 27/05/2019 11:01

Can't believe how much I've lost my mind and feeling so much better

floraloctopus · 27/05/2019 11:01

Sorry, just realised it should have been C.

EleanorReally · 27/05/2019 11:30

Do you want to come to the office tomorrow to discuss the contract with you if I take off the contract for the rest of the team

Nutellaoneverything · 27/05/2019 11:35

Enjoy your time away from the way I can do big words too

AnneOfCleavage · 27/05/2019 11:50

Floppy and a furry one is so not much fun 😂

macrametimes · 27/05/2019 12:14

Good luck with the new people in your mind 😳

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 12:29

Happy new year to you all the time to get back on the road and see what we can do for the rest of your life

irisheyesaresmiling7 · 27/05/2019 12:35

Great app for kids and me a wee wee boy in a long way way too but hey I don't think you could get a good nights rest tonight....

Obviously remembering Scout camp at the weekend 💤💤💤

CigarsofthePharoahs · 27/05/2019 12:39

If Dover Street market and the onset of symptoms are not filtered out the names of all the best tea party at the top of the year.

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 12:44

Jolly good luck today with your beautiful face on the top of the fridge Grin

RiversDisguise · 27/05/2019 12:47

Kate Middleton and Prince William visited the same arseholes and bitch about the memorial service for a bit of a cunt but damn it. Shock

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 12:47

Keep the kids in the car park for me tomorrow night and then I’ll go to get some lunch 🥙

missmouse101 · 27/05/2019 12:49

Let daisies grow in the lawn!

Bwekfusth · 27/05/2019 12:50

I'm not gonna was a bad day at work but now I've got a little thing

LloydColeandtheCoconuts · 27/05/2019 12:54

Maybe we'll get a good one at this point and I hope y'all are well

iklboo · 27/05/2019 12:54

My favourite place for a great meal here is definitely not the best place for brunch

willowpot · 27/05/2019 13:04

No that's fine I'll let her you get it haha is a way for you haha