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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
RosePeel · 27/05/2019 15:20

Join me in the morning when I get off Twitter you need a good time Grin

geekaMaxima · 27/05/2019 15:21

Kids have been doing well with their children in the morning so they can see what the doctor is and then they can do it again.

kikibo · 27/05/2019 15:34

Read the time just wanted to attack France unawares at the Belgian border.
😂

agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 15:45

Leaving now will be there tomorrow and will be there at five and will be there at five or five

lablewhore · 27/05/2019 15:52

Maybe I will have to give her the money and I can bring it back home Just let you go to pick it out thank goodness

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 15:57

Nevertheless the only person that can do it is because you are the one who doesn’t care what they say about tea

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 27/05/2019 16:04

Of the day you have your kids in your house, so you could go boil and get them a couple hours later.

OrangeSunsets · 27/05/2019 16:12

Please let me know when I get to the office tomorrow morning I can pick up some parts and I’ll get you a table

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 16:15

Question for the dogs to go out with the kids tomorrow and get back in to town or something

pattyhoo · 27/05/2019 16:31

Really good app to use and to be able to get to the new thread and I will send you a picture of it

PCBananaHammock · 27/05/2019 16:41

Sorry to be late to come over to the school tomorrow afternoon if I wanna I need you

Aimily · 27/05/2019 16:43

The disappointing news was that I have to stay with them for the next few months and I will be back in the UK until the end of the day.

IncognitaIgnorama · 27/05/2019 16:45

@kikibo I think you win the thread Grin

drspouse · 27/05/2019 17:03

Unfortunately DS has a bit of a home body and the house with no fuss.

mamaduckbone · 27/05/2019 17:13

Very well worth it for a good year - old school was a lovely time with my friends.

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 27/05/2019 17:14

What do you want me to do with your company is looking for some dirt on me for the use of this sunflower oil everywhere in between excitement

OP posts:
dramallamaforamama · 27/05/2019 17:15

Xmas dinner was ok great drinks and great service

NigesFakeWalkingStick · 27/05/2019 17:15

X-ray was a great fun game 😦

NigesFakeWalkingStick · 27/05/2019 17:16

Yuletide was the time to get back together again 😘

tinkering · 27/05/2019 17:42

Zoom in and out to see what the other three people are doing with the new vest and then keep the pressure from the bottom of the bottom

picklemepopcorn · 27/05/2019 18:32

Architect is the one that has asked for us and I have been referred by the owner of this company and I have never seen any issues.

Witchend · 27/05/2019 18:45

But it's not a lot of lies in the chalet are you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback.

My phone has an obsession with flash player and video playback. Which is odd because I use neither.

willowpot · 27/05/2019 18:47

Can I get a coffee and a drink and then I'll be home safe merry Christmas

popkek · 27/05/2019 18:53

Do you think I have a look at this app and I think it would be nice to be able to chat

agirlhasnonameX · 27/05/2019 19:05

Emotional abuse is not so much as good if you think about it today

Wise words