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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
putastrawunderbaby · 26/05/2019 21:48

Excellent!

My phone keeps its thoughts to itself apparently Hmm

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 21:51

Green and blacks dark chocolate milk chocolate cake and chocolate 🍫

Aquifolium · 26/05/2019 21:51

Great time for you it was great to seeing them all day at the metro station thanks so much for your journey home with you was the time for you it is so great time for me a friend to play with her
I have enabled Apple dictionary.... and stopped being obsessed with app and lunch reviews. Phew

SpeckledDot · 26/05/2019 21:57

Have you got my new rota lol i can see why my mum used to be without a child

willowpot · 26/05/2019 22:00

I'm going home now I will be there tomorrow afternoon and then we go get to go to pick you guys home

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 22:01

Jinx us we should have been delivered to our new shop today at 1pm

lablewhore · 26/05/2019 22:12

last week I wanna I am not a fan and of course you are a gorgeous girl but I wanna you like a coffee shop

tinkering · 26/05/2019 22:12

Keep the pressure on and it will get better soon but you don’t trust the pain until you’re out of the pain and you have spa treatment for the pain and you have a little bit more pain and you can feel the pain and you feel really sick again

Confused think my iPad went a bit sadomasochistic there

willowpot · 26/05/2019 22:14

lol I'm just leaving my car right away I'll see if I wanna is it the time you come in tomorrow

AhhhHereItGoes · 26/05/2019 22:20

I'm going to do each letter and press the third suggestion 10 times for my answers :)

a great 👍🏻 way is this app and you should be proud
b the same thing as they did in their first day
c the same time to the time you have left the
d the way to you and you can not do the
e the same thing to him and if you are a bad
f the way I did and it didn't take any more
g the same time to the person that was in your
h the way to you get your mind about how to
I hope 🤞🏻 doesn't mean I wanna is it a bad
j the way I do it for my life is so
k the same thing you did with me when you're doing
l the way to do the kids have fun with them
m the same thing to me you don't have a lot
n the way I do feel free or whatever it would
o my friends 👬 I wanna is your way I love
p the same time and if I had to go I
q the way to do the kids have a lot more
r the way to do this is not to the people
s has always had had an interesting day at a different
t the same thing as a child 👶 this year the
u the way they were not being a parent but the
v the same time as well haha 😆 has to a
w the way I wanna it would make it fun if
x the way to the point that they have a different
y the same thing you did with me when you're doing i
z the way I did have the time I wanna I

0 I have to be able to do it all week so I'm
1 be a better person and a good person and then
2 and I cannot is it the time I got here
3 percent chance that I was able I had a little
4 percent chance that I was able I had a little
5 and a lot more work than it done ✅ I
6 I have to leave my parents for the school 🏫
7 and then she had a lot more to come into
8 percent chance that you will get it to the point of
9 and then she did it and I wanna she is
10 percent chance that you could have it and you could get

" You has always had had an interesting day at a "
@ has always happened in a few months of the past
( if you're gonna was your life and I was thinking )

tinkering · 26/05/2019 22:21

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Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 22:23

No idea how to cope with the voucher for tomorrow I'm going through the door for more information

Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 22:26

Octopuses and I will be in the freezer which is more accessible for the first time

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 22:26

Organic coconut oil is the only thing I can think about

00100001 · 26/05/2019 22:28

Please can you please send me the link

00100001 · 26/05/2019 22:28

Q the same as the buffet options for a walk in the next few days

willowpot · 26/05/2019 22:29

Quite the way I can get to see it again and I'll see what I have to say about this app

00100001 · 26/05/2019 22:29

Regards to the bottom of the terms of use

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 22:29

Quick question for the dogs to come to see the doctor and then I’ll get them in the case

Bluebluered · 26/05/2019 22:29

At this moment when we have to go back home 🏡 night and we have to go back and to pick them both to get to them for each of our family kids things are our own kids home 🏡 night I have been a long day of school so that’s so much better and I’m going home 🏡 I don’t think 🤔 I ever got a job that’s why my parents have our children 👶🏻 is a day for a family to do and they do have to go out and eat lunch 🍴 morning I have decided that we can get a little something together to make sure that she’s not going out and then she’s a good dad but she’s going out of her own way and then she’s not a big fan she doesn’t have any kids at school so that’s fine.

😂

Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 22:30

Remember to send me your number if you have any availability this weekend for a wee please

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 22:31

Speak to the right person who will have a good time with your work phone

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 22:39

Thanks for sharing your experience with the other fun stuff from me alone in my bed with a bit more than happy

OP posts:
dropthemic · 26/05/2019 22:42

The brain is a bit better than the first one but it is a bit different from the old one.
Grin

Finchbon · 26/05/2019 22:43

Up and down the stairs to get her back from the shower

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