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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 22:48

Victoria and Albert museum of natural light and fluffy clouds in my calendar is pretty cool and dry

OP posts:
JollyGiraffe · 26/05/2019 22:51

What do you want me to get the bag with a bit of a shambles and will be very tired from the mammoth session

AuntMarch · 26/05/2019 22:52

Xmas time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available on this one

newnewname19 · 26/05/2019 22:56

You know how to get to your mum to do ya

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 22:57

Yeah I’ll let him know when I’m done with the house so I’m just wondering what time you think you’re done getting ready for the bus stop

Moonflower12 · 26/05/2019 22:58

Zara was the time to come to see your new house and then you can come to see your house.

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 23:19

Atrocious service and poor food and the wait was less painful than usual but I hope you can get some rest

autumneve · 26/05/2019 23:19

All around us are alkaline anemones and we all know how to make a great deal of a cake

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 23:24

Because they were not sure what to do with the time of the year they said that they would not be able to make the decision

Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 23:25

Because I have to be a good time to get a chance to look at the end of the day and I will be in the freezer

JaretsGirlfren · 26/05/2019 23:27

Can you please call the dentist and tell them that I have them for a few weeks so that you could come home with him tomorrow

autumneve · 26/05/2019 23:30

Dear boy I hope you don't mind that I have to leave the house and then lay down for the rest of my life

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 23:35

Either spin on a chair or a wolf then go to pick up my kids from the garage or something else

federationrep · 26/05/2019 23:37

For a couple days I'll let you know if you need me or you want me back I will need you a couple days later

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 23:48

Gregariousness was a good time for us we could meet at the end of

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 23:57

Hi OP managed to cut down the street banging in my shoes for women that stay with us

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SpeckledDot · 27/05/2019 00:22

I was wondering whether i could use you as a father figure (wtf?)

RosePeel · 27/05/2019 00:24

Jiggle your chest and you can make it work for me tomorrow night or Thursday morning

peasando · 27/05/2019 02:04

Keep my mind off to work this is it for me haha 😂 I love my new shoes and my boobs 💖

(faod, I definitely don't have new boobs!)

Gingernaut · 27/05/2019 02:22

Like the old Radio controlled drugs and the council supposed to get private owners to relinquish or rent out their properties.

PopGoesTheCheeseball · 27/05/2019 04:18

Arsehole next planet will likely never forget everything was completed during which it requires a hard on each time when people from around and other users please acknowledge how long meadow grass roots go up your bottom

OrangeSunsets · 27/05/2019 04:33

Myself I just need a little bit more to help me with the summer memberships I can do it for you tomorrow night or Sunday morning

CircleofWillis · 27/05/2019 05:09

Not very much to be a good fit to work but unfortunately the people who have a great day and have been used for years I can do better with the price of a new shop for the price I get for my bike.

CircleofWillis · 27/05/2019 05:11

I have a spare appointment at two and then I'll get back in to get the car.

willowpot · 27/05/2019 06:32

Ooo that's brill I hope you're doing good I'll see if I wanna

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