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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 20:14

Let us help you with the new chair of the most important thing in the future please.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 20:16

More than happy Fri-Yay the other side he was in a different one for you read the full story here.

OP posts:
chocsaregone · 26/05/2019 20:26

Not really keen to get to the point of a new pair but they have to get them off

sqirrelfriends · 26/05/2019 20:29

And thanks to all of you for letting us know about that day and we have had to go shower with a few people and then I come home from the night after work so I'll be back in there soon

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 20:30

Ooo sounds like fun I hope to you see your next week haha

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 20:30

Open your eyes up to date with our new home and would love you too X HCB X HCB sleepover at the end of next week

OP posts:
drspouse · 26/05/2019 20:34

Please don't print this email and delete the message.

Bunnybigears · 26/05/2019 20:36

Quite like a good deal of money and the other two kids who are going through a bit of a family trip.

Debenhamshandtowel · 26/05/2019 20:36

Quite the day you could ask me about how much you want me.

drspouse · 26/05/2019 20:41

Really appreciate your time with the assessor and moderator.

Letthemysterybe · 26/05/2019 20:44

So we can have lunch at lunch and dinner and a picnic and then we will be there at lunchtime.

TheoriginalLEM · 26/05/2019 20:53

There's no way to access further help and that we are screwed every which way now I have a bit of the flip side effect of the flip side effect of the flip side effect of the flip side effect of the flip flop and it is very much in demand antibiotics that i have to go to work tomorrow but i walk to the kitchen without it was ok but not sure I am a vet

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 20:56

U the same shop in town this week and then it would throw in some cases a bit late today I will be happy with a Lloyd Wright brothers are not the intended addressee please notify the sender immediately by email if you have any questions or concerns.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 20:58

Very professional the car back in a few days before your appointment it's just courtesy email to be around for a few years ago when we decided to start a family.

peasando · 26/05/2019 21:11

Was it too bad that you have to go get to the park with me haha

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 21:18

Zero energy for this year and the next meeting will go through a lot of people to get on Twitter this week

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 21:19

X sent to me today and the onset of clinical depression that's dogged me to police department and they had to get the groceries delivered by me in my teens with the kids are doing anything either the boys are back from Parkrun to the hall from you soon love them really appreciate your lap top the car is in a box.

OrangeSunsets · 26/05/2019 21:24

Advice on the menu for a few nice days for a summer night to enjoy a great day of wine then a wine wine and champagne wine then a cocktail or a cocktail with wine or champagne cocktail cocktail and cocktail menu and a wine bar for brunch

Oh dear Blush

Grumpymug · 26/05/2019 21:26

But the one that is the best of luck in your country and the other day and I will be up for Facebook today.

Apparently my phone thinks I'm always up for Facebook......

willowpot · 26/05/2019 21:42

Can I just come over here to get you a coffee or lunch and I'll be there to be home safe and sound

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 21:43

Crude oil prices have improved the climate in two years however the government said that they would not gain any sense in December

peasando · 26/05/2019 21:44

Do I need a new house or a new jacket

peasando · 26/05/2019 21:44

Lol @OrangeSunsets 🍾🍾🍾

Frangipane · 26/05/2019 21:47

Even if you are going to be petrified until mine is over or cancelled the money is already showing in the first place and I am not sure the return will be valid.

willowpot · 26/05/2019 21:48

For the next time you can come over here I will be there in a few days

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