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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:05

Updated Christmas carol thread and the incredulous negativity from folk seems like it cheers me up

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chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 19:14

Very well deserved and a good job I had a good weekend with my dad today so I'll let him be good for tomorrow night

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 19:17

Winter is coming soon so we should do a little shopping for next Tuesday or Wednesday afternoon if you’re interested

butterflykiss00 · 26/05/2019 19:18

We could meet at your dads and get him a couple things and he will do something for us if he doesn't get it done before I leave him

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:18

Wax seal of approval please find the attached dog toy for your gold plated steel toys and games terms and conditions apply vaseline liberally

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drum123 · 26/05/2019 19:20

Xenon and the vinegar are going to be ill forever and they will not be able to help you with the sisters funeral.

Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 19:21

Yes I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings mine is the best

SneakyGremlins · 26/05/2019 19:21

You know I am tear gas and electricity but it was the first one I talk about this tomorrow and I am tear down the road to recovery of course I will sir I have to do with it and you will find my CV and a few weeks and get one for you and I am not feeling great

Grin
OdeToDiazepam · 26/05/2019 19:22

Zero chance to get you to come back and then I'll get it to him and I'll see what he says

JollyGiraffe · 26/05/2019 19:22

Zero dark thirty years ago and a half marathon in the morning would be good then yes but not iv I was working friday

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 19:24

And I'll let her you get on the phone and she will get her to come home now

Greedycushionhoarder2 · 26/05/2019 19:24

Always a good time to get a chance to look at the end of the window

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:33

Bloody hell of an examination under GA and a white knight rises in my PJs come lunch time

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agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 19:39

Cuddle time with my best friends tomorrow night and then I'm going back to the Tesco for the free WiFi

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 19:39

Do this and you get the time of your time with me

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 19:46

Even though the thought process is a great time with the new sprint, the same question is about this morning and will be in touch with the feelings.

Frangipane · 26/05/2019 19:48

F has been doing his job as a temporary thing.

mamaduckbone · 26/05/2019 19:49

Good luck with your team and we get a good team and we will get them done and then I’ll manage them to do a good thing.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:50

General health care provider for further assistance please contact us if you need anything further please do not hesitate to ask for your cock and balls to get the snip snip snip snip snip.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:53

He's just been informed by my mum to get the latest flash through my mum's birthday party for her birthday present again and have a great weekend for the first time in a few years.

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lablewhore · 26/05/2019 19:54

Hey honey I’m going back home I have to get to my place to pick you guys off and then you will have a good night! Hmmm

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 19:55

I'm just trying to figure out how much you love me and my child care services in the next few days.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:55

(Clearly feeling the filth this eve. ShockBlush)

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 19:58

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chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 20:06

Know how to get it done for tomorrow night and then we go to pick the boys