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Original poster

Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 17:27

Can I get a coffee and a drink and a halfhearted next day

peasando · 26/05/2019 17:33

Do I need a haircut or not going back tomorrow morning and then I will get it

LarkDescending · 26/05/2019 17:35

Elizabeth Olsen was baptised at this time of year.

Confused
Coconut0il · 26/05/2019 17:35

For the first time in the diary of the world is a mess and I don't know what to do

arseabouttit · 26/05/2019 17:36

For example the app would not have to get a new Chaplain in a day and I would love it

OddCat · 26/05/2019 17:38

Good girl you can get a job done darling I love her you can have always come here to be a good thing

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 17:38

Have a great day at home thanks again and hope you're doing good

PanamaPattie · 26/05/2019 17:53

Thanks up job for my bunny girl keep getting caught key sleeping more crazy hours dark physical version.

EleanorReally · 26/05/2019 17:59

I have attached my resume for your reference and hope to hear from you soon as I am at work for the next couple of days

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 18:01

Just now leaving my dads now I'm sorry I cannot is your birthday I wanna is your birthday I think you might be coming down tomorrow night

Jessikka · 26/05/2019 18:05

Killed my hair today so I'm gonna go back and see the kids tomorrow

🙈

BobTheDuvet · 26/05/2019 18:25

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BiscuitDrama · 26/05/2019 18:27

Maybe I should add more stuff in to Leeds I don’t know if I have any other ones

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 18:27

More drama kicked off with Bob Sarah I have been working on the subject

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chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 18:30

No that's fine I'll just let them go home now lol

CuppaSarah · 26/05/2019 18:41

O have a great day and I will be a bit of a lot of time to get a chance to look at the moment I am so sorry to hear from you.

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 18:44

Pls bring back the new neighbours and the new ones for you coming to fill the house with your new psychiatrist

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 18:45

Puppy cuddles and kisses from me alone and a pinwheel to get the latest version of this sunflower seed oil

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Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 18:46

Quality and quantity of course it would be great if we could have been to vote now that it's Malachi and grandad

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Cherylshaw · 26/05/2019 18:47

Regards to the shop and at the same time as well as the majority of the time to go to the shop

mogloveseggs · 26/05/2019 18:49

She looks like she's been a very very long to do a lot and she's been doing it all week

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 18:49

So I don't think I have been considered for the entire life and the people served in my family like a fish to be around for a while.

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 18:57

Thanks again to my lovely friend for the day and a lovely night with my friends today at y

bobstersmum · 26/05/2019 19:00

Obviously I am going to be a transformer for the next few weeks and I will be back in the UK

boringbored · 26/05/2019 19:00

Ink and beauty is a gorgeous little monkey yet so much fun