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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 16:06

Need help with this party hilarious pickle relish tray and bake the cookies are you coming back

OP posts:
agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 16:07

Orange chicken pox is not really bad for you but it's really good for me

(All the gobbledegook's infected your brain girl  )
😂 It really, really has.

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 16:07

Otherwise it would have to be the first week before the end of next year but I hope that we can make a decision soon

LadyOfTheCanyon · 26/05/2019 16:10

Please don't do anything for you tomorrow night and then go home to my parents

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 16:10

Please let me have a lovely time with the new chair of the year.

LadyOfTheCanyon · 26/05/2019 16:11

Chair of the year! Grin

WhoseLineIsItAnyway · 26/05/2019 16:11

People I'm on the train home now and I've been a good plan to get to be in the last week so I have a bit of a trail shoes for the first time

AnneTwackie · 26/05/2019 16:12

Quick call me please let me know what you need to have a nice day

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 16:12

Quite frankly I'm not going anywhere else in the next few days and times of the most popular and the stone in the future dig out the door.

AnneTwackie · 26/05/2019 16:13

Quite the day I have had a good time with him and he is still a good guy and I will always be happy

BazingaBaby · 26/05/2019 16:14

Really good app to keep the free ones off to work and to be back to school or more hours or better but if I can do this then I'll let my parents get to my kids to pick them all the time.

greensnail · 26/05/2019 16:14

Regards the happy hour together with the red carpet. At the moment I am if you want to do a sign of the day off and then will raffle tickets for the rest of the day.

WhoseLineIsItAnyway · 26/05/2019 16:15

Remember that the one you have to do it is a bit of congestion and the queue snakes past the gin and craft beer ones

whatisit12345 · 26/05/2019 16:17

And yes she is very happy with you and the kids to come home by tomorrow evening and then we can go to pick up the food at your parents.

peasando · 26/05/2019 16:23

So sorry to hear that you're having fun and I'm sorry to hear that you're having fun

Whatsyournameagain · 26/05/2019 16:24

The kids are so happy that I have got a few drinks in the afternoon Grin

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 16:28

Union of pie is not really looking at the other people that are really looking forward to the service

TheoriginalLEM · 26/05/2019 16:47

V and it was fine one of the flip side effect of the flip flop and it is a fucking twat I have been where the OP on that thread has been a great big difference to the kitchen without it!!!

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 16:48

Well I don't want you too much but you don't need me too haha

AliciaMayEmory · 26/05/2019 16:50

X age is a bit tingly when we get back from work

TheoriginalLEM · 26/05/2019 16:51

Yeah but not sure I am a vet nurse and it is very much in demand antibiotics that i have to go in a bit.

SoupDragon · 26/05/2019 16:53

Zero chance of anything happening in the house of god

FannyFeatures · 26/05/2019 17:10

As you may not have any other information that is not the intended recipients and I will have to do it for you.

Sparrowlegs248 · 26/05/2019 17:11

A brilliant time to be in the house and feel like he has a wee

Letthemysterybe · 26/05/2019 17:13

But I’m gonna is your name on your birthday party at your birthday present for me and you.