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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
federationrep · 26/05/2019 15:04

Xmas is the first time I've been there a couple years and they were very hard

LittlePotat0 · 26/05/2019 15:06

You said it was better last night

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 15:09

Zero excuse to fall asleep on the motorway every time you drive

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DefinatelyAWeeGobshite · 26/05/2019 15:10

Zzz I’ll give it to a guy and I don’t know how much he was going on the way to my house.

cannotmakemymindup · 26/05/2019 15:10

Zero carbon dioxide and the best Cocoa the other hand ✋ to be good for me know what time ⌚
Or
Zones in this case comes to a friend who was in my life in general terms with you in your house and home furniture for my pie and a half years and have the same way to go on a Philly to get my bread and sort into my head is not rated and the recipes maybe you should get the most popular of a lovely time in total.

Illberidingshotgun · 26/05/2019 15:12

Z and I have just discovered that her company do fully compostable poo bags and a fantastic atmosphere in London and a good place to stay.

DefinatelyAWeeGobshite · 26/05/2019 15:12

And we’re going on the road today, so I’ll give it a call if I can have it.

Illberidingshotgun · 26/05/2019 15:14

But I have a navy blue t-shirt belonging to Oliver.

Lastbustowhitehawk · 26/05/2019 15:15

All the best in the future and hope you have a hungry son and a good friend from the market for a couple of days and a good time to be back in the office.

DefinatelyAWeeGobshite · 26/05/2019 15:19

Can I have the pancakes for lunch tomorrow?

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 15:26

Dear Mr Sassy though I was thinking about how you can get a chance to win it all in one place the earthquake and tsunami in Japan is not the same again for your help.

GirlDownUnder · 26/05/2019 15:34

Enjoy the twitter thread for you too babe I hope you're doing good and I'm glad you're feeling well I'll see ya 👋

Blackandwhitecat1 · 26/05/2019 15:36

Good morning my love I have to have some wine today and I can do a bit more milk before bed

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 15:37

For this calendar and see if you have any other information that is now awash in the middle ground between monster energy drinks and snacks for the entire week.

peasando · 26/05/2019 15:38

He did a good sign off and I was hoping to get him some lunch before I get the kids and I can see them and I see him if he's going on a line I don't think he's doing that much

AsGoodAsTinaFey · 26/05/2019 15:38

Hi OP and I will be a good time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available on this device

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 15:40

Very quick Information is your family day and night love you loads my sweet sweet baby Jesus

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 15:42

I have no idea why I thought V came after H ConfusedHmm

Interesting to read this morning but it's really poor service at least for me

mononokeswolf · 26/05/2019 15:44

Jimmy has made some great stuff today but he will probably leave it up to you if that's possible

AsGoodAsTinaFey · 26/05/2019 15:45

Just read your email address is a bit of a lawyer's office and will be a good time for you to continue watching the playlist of relaxing soft piano music and the eldest son of a female narrator will be a good time

(My autocorrect is insisting on people being "a good time". Pervy bugger.)

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 15:45

(All the gobbledegook's infected your brain girl Grin )

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 15:47

Know that I am indeed the other hand of God and his bedroom apartment in the future. Halo

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chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 15:54

lol I'm just going home now to see you tomorrow night and I can pick you up tomorrow night and I'll take a little break

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 15:55

Let us know what you think it will be able to make.

peasando · 26/05/2019 16:00

My husband is a great guy but I think he's a great person but he's a very very clever guy he's going on to be with you for sure