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Arse eating Weetabix.......

999 replies

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
LittlePotat0 · 26/05/2019 14:12

Get the link and check die

DiscoDown · 26/05/2019 14:13

Have a nice evening with your lovely wife today thank Jesus well you are so nice and lovely and a nice touch and I love the picture.

I clearly use nice and lovely too much,,,

mononokeswolf · 26/05/2019 14:13

Hey buddy I'm going on to the park tomorrow and then I'll be back to pick you up

mononokeswolf · 26/05/2019 14:15

I'm sure you'll get a better job today

bobstersmum · 26/05/2019 14:16

Holiday Inn in North London is a great place to stay

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 14:17

Just wanted something to eat and drink and be able to make sure that I can be found in the future please.

GummyGoddess · 26/05/2019 14:18

Know what to do with him when I was little and then we can keep it up and down every single day

bobstersmum · 26/05/2019 14:18

Very much appreciate your help in the morning and hope that you will be able to help me with the kids and the rest of the team

AnneOfCleavage · 26/05/2019 14:19

Love the new garden and garden area for the summer 😀

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 14:21

My husband is in the future and I will send you a copy of the most popular with the following file.

mononokeswolf · 26/05/2019 14:21

My dad just told us that he's not getting it

Shitsandgigglez · 26/05/2019 14:22

No one else can get them back in the morning or maybe I'll try to get him to go out there

YourOP · 26/05/2019 14:27

Oh yes and we are going to go home now to see what the weather looks like tomorrow night for lunch

TheBullshitGoesOn · 26/05/2019 14:37

Dear sir please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format.

Hmm
EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 14:37

Please refresh the page and press enter to win a free delivery and installation of the most popular with a cup of coffee shop in my opinion.

IsolaPribby · 26/05/2019 14:39

Quite a few things to consider and have been very interesting and the best way to do it.

DrBuckles · 26/05/2019 14:40

Quick question about the weight of my skin and the pain of my heart

Soytoi · 26/05/2019 14:40

Really good app to play and I don’t get to go back home

EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 14:41

Regards to the following file to this message was sent from the guy that wants me and I will have the opportunity to meet with the new sprint network and I am not able to make contact with you on Monday.

MaryBoBary · 26/05/2019 14:44

The most magical thing ever and you will never know what you can do

MaryBoBary · 26/05/2019 14:45

Doh, don't know my alphabet.

Street has been a bit of a mess but I have been trying to get hold of the hormonal ones

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 14:46

Up and front of my bed I got a lot going to be in for the year and then I'm gonna was a great night for dinner tonight

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 14:53

Very nice and I have a great weekend break the bank holiday weekend and then we will have a drop of the boxes of a lot and have GAD the boys are doing anything for the entire life and then we can go to the hall.

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 14:54

Wonderful place for our fabulous holiday weekend with the family members who are very pleased to see what you think about our craft beer 🍻

TheBlahWitchProject · 26/05/2019 14:59

Dr Buckles sounds like a poet pondering obesity