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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

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AsGoodAsTinaFey · 26/05/2019 13:01

My mother and I will be a good time to be a good time to be a good time to be a good time

AsGoodAsTinaFey · 26/05/2019 13:02

(Loving this)

No goodbye to SMS to have a great day and I will be a good time to be a good time

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 13:05

Organic coconut oil and dairy free milk and coffee and a slice of pizza 🍕

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 13:05

Over time the DC either have been working with a love of God which is why we need to get rid of them not being able to make any sense

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Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 13:08

Painting the walls of course it would be great to see you tomorrow morning at least one of us

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agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 13:17

Quiet time for me and my family to go and have fun with you and your family and your dreams come true

KTD27 · 26/05/2019 13:19

Really good app but I can’t even see it on the app screen

picklemepopcorn · 26/05/2019 13:23

Someone else will do the best to do it again thank goodness

picklemepopcorn · 26/05/2019 13:24

Thank goodness I am going on a trip with my family counselling for the rest of the day today

If only...

iklboo · 26/05/2019 13:26

Up for a good time with my family in my mind

Mummyoflittledragon · 26/05/2019 13:27

Until recently the first agent was able to attend the event and she will have to leave the house in about a months ago and really don’t have any money

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 13:38

Very helpful for a good time with my friends family friends house with great friends for a great dinner

hennipenni · 26/05/2019 13:38

Very nice place for lunch lunch time and dinner is a lovely place for lunch!

JustHereforHarriet · 26/05/2019 13:39

We are all about having to do it tomorrow and I don’t have any idea how to make her work out and I don’t want her any other way.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 13:41

X-MEN to get the best time for a few blocks from Hoffman's death pad.

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picklemepopcorn · 26/05/2019 13:49

Yes I do not think of anything that I would have done with you but you have a lot of fun and stuff

holdupwaitamin · 26/05/2019 13:52

Zimmerman was a great night out with the kids today so we can go to dinner and tomorrow we will be there at the house

AliasGrape · 26/05/2019 14:00

And I’m so glad you are feeling so anxious about the purple one

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 14:01

Bountiful garden and the house is going to be very much appreciated thanks 🙏

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 14:03

Cat woman is the best dog food ever and she is very fresh food and very quick delivery and fresh

AnneOfCleavage · 26/05/2019 14:06

Disgusting place to be the first one to go back and get a table

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 14:06

Dim the lights etc and then delete this message

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dementedpixie · 26/05/2019 14:08

Each day is a daily routine of the night and the kids are still in the same room as the others

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 14:10

Fuck off to yo-ogle-ga this morning I am indeed the other side of shit surprise

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EducatingArti · 26/05/2019 14:11

For the first time in my life I think we should get together and have a lovely weekend although I am feeling very different to the same question about it.