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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
picklemepopcorn · 26/05/2019 12:23

Yachts are the best thing about this app and the new app has to come out and do you.

So there.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 12:25

Zoom lens is not available for remote detonation I am indeed sassy girl with her husband

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DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 12:25

Zyprexa is a great night to go out back and get some rest for a little while

Sparrowlegs248 · 26/05/2019 12:25

Zebra crossing the boys are in bed I just want them to have a good day tomorrow

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 12:25

And I'm so glad you had it too

Huggybear16 · 26/05/2019 12:28

But I sent you to my house and you and your husband will have to be at home for you to get a job

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 12:29

Buzz in my life I will send it back in time for you to select one of us are going to have to wait for the other side of everyone else

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agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 12:32

Carrots fresh carrots carrots peas carrots carrots grapes carrots carrots onion soup carrots carrots onion carrots

My shopping list clearly

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 12:32

Carrots celery and onion chopped up some chilli sausages and pork chops with a national level of professionalism in my pocket.

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Mummyoflittledragon · 26/05/2019 12:37

Dildo the house and the property is not working so we have a couple more days of the week.

I clearly don’t talk about dildos !

AnneOfCleavage · 26/05/2019 12:41

Emu and I can do anything else for that matter and you can do that if you're not busy.

WingBingo · 26/05/2019 12:43

For sure I’ll be home soon and I’ll get back there and get back there

BazingaBaby · 26/05/2019 12:44

Good evening I wanna is a time for me tomorrow morning and I'll be home is a day or evening or Saturday evening evening dinner tonight at your place for a little while and I'll be sure you to come and pick me.

DrBuckles · 26/05/2019 12:46

For a while I think I might be a little bit weird but I’m not sure if it’s just a little bit wet

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 12:46

Hi fi I'm not sure if you have any other cat round the clock for our cat has been a significant amount of the year and I will be very happy to help you with a big bag of sweets and pastries.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 12:48

Indian flag of the class on Monday HCBers 🥑 to the rescue

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ipswichwitch · 26/05/2019 12:49

Quiet for ages watching basketball in my life boat

AnneOfCleavage · 26/05/2019 12:49

Imagine the world is in a great way of keeping you up in touch to our lovely young people.

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 12:51

Jokes are not really nice but I cannot imagine dragons would make you feel better

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 12:54

Kind regards Dr m seriously considering my request for a few weeks and we can get away from the snoring aaaarrrrgggghhhhh I am not sure if you want a dinosaur

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Mummyoflittledragon · 26/05/2019 12:59

Maybe you could get your email about your job or something else if I don’t think you should go and do something else for your children to get them back in the house

Mummyoflittledragon · 26/05/2019 12:59

Oops missed l.

Mummyoflittledragon · 26/05/2019 13:00

Love it and the new iPad is very good but the way you do the stuff is not very well kept

AsGoodAsTinaFey · 26/05/2019 13:00

Lots of love and miss you and your family and friends But as a result of the topic of your DC and God bless you.

Deadheadstickeronacadillac · 26/05/2019 13:01

My parents evening at the park with the boys in today and they are both in a wheelchair so we will be able for them tomorrow.