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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 11:02

Dream catcher in my bed with a love story book from Amazon prime which is why it's taking so long

OP posts:
Lastbustowhitehawk · 26/05/2019 11:09

Everything is fine and I have attached the invoice for your kind perusal as I have now received it from my employer as I have not been paid for my breakfast as I am now back from holiday for a few weeks so I have now paid for it for my wife to come back and I have a couple more days to look after and I have attached the invoice for your kind reference.

Downunderduchess · 26/05/2019 11:10

For me it's a good idea but it doesn't have the time of being able or the way home.

fifipop185 · 26/05/2019 11:16

Good luck with the new blinds for tomorrow and then I can drop off your house tomorrow morning

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 11:18

Have you ever had a feeling like this is the last night

Why are mine all so morbid and serial killer like Confused

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 11:26

I'm counting down to earth are you coming back from the rest of your pelvis pain?

OP posts:
RosePeel · 26/05/2019 11:41

Jealous of the dog and the cat in my car park for the night

greensnail · 26/05/2019 11:47

Kind regards the happy birthday to you tomorrow xx have a great time in the morning.

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 11:55

Love this game but it would be better if it didn't have any other people like me

😂

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 11:56

Maybe I should do a good job with the kids but then I’ll be bored

Grin
greensnail · 26/05/2019 11:58

No it's not a bit of a friend of mine.

BogglesGoggles · 26/05/2019 11:59

Of course I would have to be a good start to the next week and then I will call you tomorrow and then I will call you tomorrow ...

RiversDisguise · 26/05/2019 12:00

O a couple of weeks WHEN I am not going to get home on time and her husband is a bit of a cunt

Shitsandgigglez · 26/05/2019 12:03

And then they have had to do that for a couple of hours but they don't want me going back in the morning and then they do the stuff that they want

TheBlahWitchProject · 26/05/2019 12:03

Please let us get you back around the house. Put your phone in my car and then you can drive it back.

Scouseh · 26/05/2019 12:04

Quite simply the best part of your life is a two way street

Sparrowlegs248 · 26/05/2019 12:13

R you can do it in the spring of my stuff and the owners stuff has got all mixed with the children

Bicnod · 26/05/2019 12:16

See you soon x Factor winner of the moment but hoping to be better for you guys coming over after all these days

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 12:20

Toxic waste is not so bad haha you're the best thing about you

NymphInYellow · 26/05/2019 12:20

Unfortunately not sure what on earth is a water park at the moment

NymphInYellow · 26/05/2019 12:21

Vegas is in the top is a t-shirt but it's black bean sauce

PanamaPattie · 26/05/2019 12:22

Use the garage door for a little while and I’ll bring some lunch for you next Saturday afternoon.

holdupwaitamin · 26/05/2019 12:22

Xx to me too haha haha was the way to go home

motherofmenaces · 26/05/2019 12:22

And I’ll let her go get it haha

This is fun!

holdupwaitamin · 26/05/2019 12:23

(Oh crap I forgot my alphabet)

We will need a new one day and then we can go get to go get back with him haha