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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
BarnamintBaileys · 26/05/2019 10:05

No I don’t think I’ll go to pick up my dad at work tomorrow morning and I’ll be there at all the weekend

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 10:12

Only took one look at it until I spank me to get the snip snip snip snip snip

OP posts:
peasando · 26/05/2019 10:13

Of the time of that course is a great 👍 morning and I am also going on to the park tomorrow and then I'll get you a check and then we will get back in there I have a lot going to come and see if I have time for you

dementedpixie · 26/05/2019 10:13

Please let me know if you are off sick and I will keep it in the fridge as soon as possible

ImFineThankYouSusan · 26/05/2019 10:17

People still use cheques and then radiation will be about 30mins

LarkDescending · 26/05/2019 10:21

Quite possibly the first time I’ve ever been to the right people in my life.

WillowintheUK · 26/05/2019 10:21

Quite interesting but I am here for a long long weekend to come back and try it again.

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 10:23

Really great game to kill the kids with
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peasando · 26/05/2019 10:26

So sorry to hear that you are going on to a call tomorrow with the other people

WillowintheUK · 26/05/2019 10:27

The thing about the boys are the best things about you. Confused

Bicnod · 26/05/2019 10:31

U have to go into rented for a short period of time to do some ironing for a quick Christmas 🎄

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 26/05/2019 10:34

A friend sent the link through but apparently its an old offer

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 26/05/2019 10:35

I just asked dh to give me a letter and he said S

S and i will text you tomorrow to arrange for the rest of the holidays

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 10:43

Very pleased it was just thinking about you driving with someone else to say thank you for your Brexit party for my mum

OP posts:
crazyhairbear · 26/05/2019 10:46

We can do a good good meal and drinks at a good good breakfast 🥞

TheoriginalLEM · 26/05/2019 10:49

X factor and the pay is reasonable for me

WillowintheUK · 26/05/2019 10:49

Can I get a car park in front door or do something for dinner tonight?

Slazengerbag · 26/05/2019 10:51

Yes thank you so much for all of your work well please be safe I have had some chicken salad and I am so sorry to be late

OnMyWhistle · 26/05/2019 10:52

Zelda was a great time for me haha

LarkDescending · 26/05/2019 10:53

Zero interest in this game.

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LaganOnABubble · 26/05/2019 10:55

About the same t I will have to do a good t the same road tripI think we need a good one.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 10:57

Bugger sneaks up the suncream to get to play with the other hand I promise you that I can do it discreetly

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Thatsfab · 26/05/2019 10:57

Be great if ya want ya know what ya think about it then I'll be home tomorrow morning.

agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 10:59

Cut my legs and I think it would look like something to be a fresh start and a very good day for me

AnneOfCleavage · 26/05/2019 11:02

Dragon ball is a good thing but it's a great game but I have a good luck at the same game.