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Original poster

Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
Hoggytat · 26/05/2019 09:09

video games with my boys and I love you 😍

Didn't realise I was so soppy.

peasando · 26/05/2019 09:10

Was the only thing that you can get in your car and get it done before I leave you tomorrow

😳

DrinkSangriaInThePark · 26/05/2019 09:14

X is a little bit of time?

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 09:15

Yes show up in my life and death master.

OP posts:
Piglet208 · 26/05/2019 09:16

Zen garden has to be the most beautiful thing I have had for a long long time

SchooledUp · 26/05/2019 09:16

Yep that's the case for iPhone and Android movies

CookiesAreForEatingNotStoring · 26/05/2019 09:17

Zero is the only way home from the ScrapStore I hope

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 09:17

Zebra print from the bottom left of the fridge in the kitchen

AliasGrape · 26/05/2019 09:20

And I’m on the way home from the airport so I’m gonna get a couple of drinks

(I never type ‘gonna’! )

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 09:23

Bonding time to get to know if I have been working on it but it's still not working properly sulking ffs.

OP posts:
agirlhasnonameX · 26/05/2019 09:25

Can you please get the kids and get her stuff to her house so I don't know what I'm doing I don't want her dog out of the shower

EleanorReally · 26/05/2019 09:28

D and I have to go now and have a temperature to work

AliasGrape · 26/05/2019 09:30

Even though it is still not the same as the others in this case it was just not too much of a cold or a bad thing

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 09:35

From your DVR to record the DC either way we could get messy facial hair naturally

OP posts:
MsAwesomeDragon · 26/05/2019 09:36

Good morning I am not sure if you have a great time in the morning and I will be able to get her to the park.

Lastbustowhitehawk · 26/05/2019 09:42

Have to pay the full amount in advance for the deposit and the deposit fee and other expenses for the deposit.

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 09:47

I want you to look for it and I will send it back to the same cinema in a spam folder

OP posts:
RosePeel · 26/05/2019 09:50

Join us for a while today but we have to do it all so you have to get the kids ready for the weekend

bebeboeuf · 26/05/2019 09:51

Just heading home to pick you guys I have a lot to do

HisuiNatsutachi · 26/05/2019 09:52

My name is a good day please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format to the studio and I will be in touch with you and your family and friends. :)

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 09:54

Kiss me Kate Spade New York city area of interest for the use of an object of course

OP posts:
Grumpymug · 26/05/2019 09:58

Love you too and I will be up for Facebook today
🤔

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 09:58

Languishing has always been the best way to get the kids out of the way of god

EleanorReally · 26/05/2019 09:58

Let me know if you are going to work on Tuesday

RosePeel · 26/05/2019 10:02

Maybe that’s why you didn’t get the message from the last time I had to talk about the other things that you said you were doing with the care fees

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