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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
agirlhasnonameX · 25/05/2019 23:42

Zombie apocalypse now though I think I have had enough food to go and then I'm going on the road again with my stomach

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 23:58

Agree that the building was not very relevant in this case but I would like to see the new one in this article as well as the original email saying that you have to get it done

Gingernaut · 26/05/2019 00:05

Be the same time as possible to resend the model The only one of the most famous for a start.

Secretlifeofme · 26/05/2019 00:10

Can you please send me a picture of your life

Grin
chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 06:28

Do you want to know what time you want to go to pick up food and then I'll be home safe and I'll be home safe love you lots

Miniloso · 26/05/2019 06:31

You are the best friend I know it’s not a fair enough thing with a lot ya know how to get to him

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 06:38

@Miniloso it was supposed to be E 😬

CigarsofthePharoahs · 26/05/2019 07:14

Every time I was wondering if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at the moment I am so sorry to hear from you soon as possible blood pressure and I have a great day for the confusion and inconvenience caused to you something you've been well received and opened it is a pizza express my interest in the end of the year I was under instructions for the entire week.

origamiunicorn · 26/05/2019 07:36

For the use of the Navigator intro to the end of next week and I am not able to grab a coffee and tea party to celebrate the new year and I don't know how to make sure you have a good idea.

peasando · 26/05/2019 07:37

Going well I'm going on to the park today at five to go get my car now I'll get you some money

dementedpixie · 26/05/2019 07:43

He was the same person applying for the job would have to wait for the first time and then it can take up to a year for each of them to be in the outside bin

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 07:56

I'll be home safe and sound good luck lovely lady hope you're feeling good today

MrsS1980 · 26/05/2019 07:59

Just wanted to let you know that I have a new phone and I wondered if you are free tonight?

Debenhamshandtowel · 26/05/2019 08:03

Keep the waiting lists for you and you have a good day at school and I have to your email.

AdaHopper · 26/05/2019 08:07

Let us get the girls in and get some stuff for us tomorrow morning at the school.

popkek · 26/05/2019 08:10

Morning sir thanks for twitter though I hope you're having a lovely day with your friends

AnxiousMcAnxiousFace · 26/05/2019 08:12

Not a problem but I’m not going to make a decision to get it to my parents or so I can just let you go and get it.

Ellybellyboo · 26/05/2019 08:16

on Twitter you are the best thing you ever did say hi to your daughter

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/05/2019 08:21

Postman pat and I will be going back to the park before it gets used for complex party.

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Bicnod · 26/05/2019 08:23

Quote from the moment but hoping to be better for a wedding on Saturday afternoon from you have a good birthday party?

popkek · 26/05/2019 08:39

Right I'm going to have a good plan for the kids who will be the first to unscramble

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 26/05/2019 08:49

So I have a few weeks off to get a few things to go out back and front of them

HasThisSoddingNameGoneToo · 26/05/2019 08:49

So sorry you're not doing that right at all I just wanted to let you know that you're not doing that right at all

peasando · 26/05/2019 08:56

To do but I think I'm going on a walk tomorrow with a two day appointment with my two year appointment and then I have a haircut and I can maybe go get to see the kids tomorrow morning because I'm not going on a walk

chuffinghell · 26/05/2019 09:02

U the moment I was able I was not talking about you haha