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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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Bunnylady53 · 10/05/2019 23:00

Reading this thread is what I imagine tripping is like! I’m not on anything but reckon you guys most definitely are! 😂🤣

nakedscientist · 10/05/2019 23:00

Hopefully she can reach a pool cue.

Whaaaat? It should be only my Queue she reaches for

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:00

How about we all call ourselves Archie Harrison?

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:00

I’m keeping my name. People struggle to spell and pronounce it. On the baby names board this is viewed as some kind of life impairing congenital disability, but I enjoy it.

nakedscientist · 10/05/2019 23:01

The queue of zombies obvs

ProjectGainsborough · 10/05/2019 23:01

Lucifer Archie Harrison

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:02

Welcome Bunny, do you have a problem for us to solve?

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:02

She's more likely to be able to reach a love spoon than a pool cue. Can you believe there was a shop (opposite the pub which is the only reason I knew about the shop) selling only love spoons? Shock? I mean, come on.

nakedscientist · 10/05/2019 23:02

Me too this I have passed this onto my DDs with names so obscure teachers have. Erm known to weep

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:02

One of you can be called Isosceles. I haven’t suggested it on the baby names board yet.

ProjectGainsborough · 10/05/2019 23:03

Ooh Bunny can we steal your name?

Bunny Lucifer Archie Harrison has a ring to it

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:04

Excellent naked. I had the same plan for hypothetical children before I decided not to have them.

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:04

Lucifer Archie Harrison Jones? I feel we need a Welsh slant.

CarolinePooter · 10/05/2019 23:04

noway it's a thrilling opportunity, I quite fancy being a cool person for a change. Still pondering. Maybe the Thister formerly known as Pooter, or a symbol? Happy to go by XX for now.

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:04

BLAH

ProjectGainsborough · 10/05/2019 23:05

The perfect acronym. Unless we can get one for DEATH?

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:06

Deirdre Evangelina Archie Thister Harrison?

nakedscientist · 10/05/2019 23:07

Geraint Lucifer Archie Harrison Jones?

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:07

Denton Eric Arthur Theodore Howard.

Rosiem2808 · 10/05/2019 23:07

I have a 10 month old son and I am the sole provider for him, I dont receive a single penny from my ex (my sons dad) and never have. I am on benefits and so is he and because of this he expects me to pay for everything. He doesn't come to collect him or drop him back off on days he has him I have to do all the driving I even have to provide all the food for my ex to feed my son including milk clothes everything he refuses to give me a penny. Infact he expects me to give him money to take my son out when hes staying there. Is this normal? Surely being a man you would want to provide? Please give me advice/opinions girls because its upsetting me and all i get is abuse from my sons dad. Thanks

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:07

Are you actually called Caroline Pooter? I like Caroline.

nakedscientist · 10/05/2019 23:09

Archie Royston Sebastian Edward

Nowaypast · 10/05/2019 23:09

What's his name Rosie? If he's a Derek, a Shaun, a Tony/Anthony, a Leo, or an Andy he may already be on our list.

thislido · 10/05/2019 23:10

I quite like those very descriptive African names like Goodenough and Nomore

ProjectGainsborough · 10/05/2019 23:10

Can you stop giving him money Rosie? Legally you don’t have to. If he wants to see him he’ll have to make his own way there.

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