Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

Well obviously your Andy can have an exemption form, project . Is there a code number for ordering them or do we crayon our own?

I'd like to apply for an exemption for two Andrews, one gay one straight, both should live on account of being decent sorts,.

Hm. Who will administrate the paperwork though Pooter? I did consider badges but that seems disturbingly close to 1930s Germany, which is probably not all that cool really.

Maybe we just go back to slaughtering at will?

I do really want to get the Valeries though.

Hello 25bucks you seem rather splendid. You don't happen to be a zombie do you?

I think we agreed on Dereks too. So all Dereks and some Andys.

25 since thigh is in Wales, you don't fancy a quick fondle of my queue, do you? Apologies if I have mid read the signs.
I must highlight that I am the zombie apocalypse though.
It's in my profile.

I think the only Andre who needs to die is my one. I know where he lives so we can send a sniper and save exempting all the others.

Andrew. I know no Andres.

And some Shauns. And Tonys/Anthonys for sure.

Naked do you have an actual tail or is it a plait?

Where is thigh tonight? I hope Margaret hasn't got her.

We could tell them that they have been picked for extinction.

A card " congratulation's you have won oblivion "

Also, maybe we should change our names in real life, because of looming extinction. Mine is outdated enough to be over the hill, but not old fashioned enough to be newly popular. A new name could knock years off my age. I could make it gender neutral, you know, just in case.

She couldn't possibly be out doing real life on a Friday night could she? That would shock me beyond belief - and it takes a lot to shock me these days.

Is Elsa enjoying Walez, Thigh? Is she ready for a killing spree

This I think it's a bit of loo paper stuck in my zombie knickers

Maybe she’s backed into a corner in the pub, smiling at locals.

My phone wanted to say knockers which also works

What do you fancy being called Pooter? How about if we all call ourselves the same name? Then we won't forget what we're called.

I hope it’s not her viscous circle

Hopefully she can reach a pool cue.

Pooter can be called Rowan or Storm or my auto correct suggests arrow.

Ooh what name shall we choose No?

I quite fancy North, like enfant Kardashian. Or Lucifer.

Nobody enjoys Walez this. I am Welsh, I know what I'm talking about

But no longer in Walez I hasten to add.