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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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nakedscientist · 07/05/2019 18:04

On " how much do you trust your 6 year old?" Their embryos are doing a deep clean of the kitchen, landscaping the garden, and cooking a three course lunch before CBBies starts broadcasting Peppa, of a morning.

nakedscientist · 07/05/2019 18:05

It's getting quite Monty P

ProjectGainsborough · 07/05/2019 19:31

I live next door to a very bossy and unpleasant yummy mummy. One evening, my very straight-laced and slightly drunk friend drew a huge spunking cock on her Range Rover. It sparked joy every time I saw it.

ProjectGainsborough · 07/05/2019 19:35

Naked are you a zombie or THE zombie apocolypse? Are you Legion?

DanglyTassles · 07/05/2019 19:43

Project ! want to be friends with your friend! (without visiting of course) What a legend!!

I think she's the whole apocalypse (going back to naked ) she knows what she's doing, she is a scientist!

ProjectGainsborough · 07/05/2019 20:03

I’m pretty sure the multiplication of one naked into many naked zombies constitutes the first miracle of our religion. I bagsy the Vatican when this takes off. I like the art. And the pointy hats.

Nowaypast · 07/05/2019 20:40

Hello thighlanders. I had a very unnerving experience this morning involving big men and guns. It was great Grin. Sort of

Nowaypast · 07/05/2019 20:42

Ooh Project that reminds me of Xmas time when my dd very uncharacteristicly volunteered to put up some fairy lights. It was some days later when I realised she'd arranged them artfully over the French doors in the shape of a cock and balls.

Nowaypast · 07/05/2019 20:43

She's 24 incidentally. Not 14.

ProjectGainsborough · 07/05/2019 21:11

Noway I like the sound of your DD.

What happened with the Men With Big Guns?

DanglyTassles · 07/05/2019 22:03

yes Noway what did happen with the men with guns, I do hope you overcame them with your bare hands and relieved them of their weapons, which you now have as trophies mounted on your front room wall?

thislido · 07/05/2019 22:59

Along with their heads.

thislido · 07/05/2019 23:00

Noway is that one of the children you offered me? I’ll take her!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 00:04

Off with their heads i roar from Borth. I do love the idea of you smashing your way in to "make a donation" TL. Here's a picture of sunset from my holiday garden. I'm growing to like it. If i had a gun i could be happy here. And a panzer tank.

Do you have problems? I can solve them all.
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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 00:07

TL you're getting all thaternal, pushchairs and offering to adopt No's 24 year old. If you draw a big spunking cock on yourself we could breed from you.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 00:08

I've tried to post you jizz before but your letterbox is freakishly small.

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DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 00:51

Thigh you are holidaying not a million miles from where i live. Tis very rural, isn't it? It's market day in Machynlleth tomorrow, but the excitement might be too much for you.

thislido · 08/05/2019 05:55

NO VISITING!

thislido · 08/05/2019 05:58

I have just looked up Borth and my eyes were drawn to Borth Wild Animal Kingdom.

thislido · 08/05/2019 05:59

It’s ok, I’m being advertised tellies now. And back to my old favourite, the tea one.

thislido · 08/05/2019 08:41

Ooh, and Krispy Kremes.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 09:13

I'm not actually in Borth, but up in the hills in a place called Tre-Talleisin. But I've seen no signs to confirm that so i don't know where the fuck i am.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 09:16

I appear to be famous here. I went into a pub for a quick top up shit and every single person said Hello. I said hello back, i even smiled out of fear.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 09:17

The property owner wants to pop by tonight and check on the hot tub. Clearly a ruse, i haven't shat in it.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 09:20

To update you on my bowels i have a touch of constipation. This is a new experience for me, i wonder if it's the altitude.

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