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Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

On " how much do you trust your 6 year old?" Their embryos are doing a deep clean of the kitchen, landscaping the garden, and cooking a three course lunch before CBBies starts broadcasting Peppa, of a morning.

It's getting quite Monty P

I live next door to a very bossy and unpleasant yummy mummy. One evening, my very straight-laced and slightly drunk friend drew a huge spunking cock on her Range Rover. It sparked joy every time I saw it.

Naked are you a zombie or THE zombie apocolypse? Are you Legion?

Project ! want to be friends with your friend! (without visiting of course) What a legend!!

I think she's the whole apocalypse (going back to naked ) she knows what she's doing, she is a scientist!

I’m pretty sure the multiplication of one naked into many naked zombies constitutes the first miracle of our religion. I bagsy the Vatican when this takes off. I like the art. And the pointy hats.

Hello thighlanders. I had a very unnerving experience this morning involving big men and guns. It was great . Sort of

Ooh Project that reminds me of Xmas time when my dd very uncharacteristicly volunteered to put up some fairy lights. It was some days later when I realised she'd arranged them artfully over the French doors in the shape of a cock and balls.

She's 24 incidentally. Not 14.

Noway I like the sound of your DD.

What happened with the Men With Big Guns?

yes Noway what did happen with the men with guns, I do hope you overcame them with your bare hands and relieved them of their weapons, which you now have as trophies mounted on your front room wall?

Along with their heads.

Noway is that one of the children you offered me? I’ll take her!

Off with their heads i roar from Borth. I do love the idea of you smashing your way in to "make a donation" TL. Here's a picture of sunset from my holiday garden. I'm growing to like it. If i had a gun i could be happy here. And a panzer tank.

TL you're getting all thaternal, pushchairs and offering to adopt No's 24 year old. If you draw a big spunking cock on yourself we could breed from you.

I've tried to post you jizz before but your letterbox is freakishly small.

Thigh you are holidaying not a million miles from where i live. Tis very rural, isn't it? It's market day in Machynlleth tomorrow, but the excitement might be too much for you.

NO VISITING!

I have just looked up Borth and my eyes were drawn to Borth Wild Animal Kingdom.

It’s ok, I’m being advertised tellies now. And back to my old favourite, the tea one.

Ooh, and Krispy Kremes.

I'm not actually in Borth, but up in the hills in a place called Tre-Talleisin. But I've seen no signs to confirm that so i don't know where the fuck i am.

I appear to be famous here. I went into a pub for a quick top up shit and every single person said Hello. I said hello back, i even smiled out of fear.

The property owner wants to pop by tonight and check on the hot tub. Clearly a ruse, i haven't shat in it.

To update you on my bowels i have a touch of constipation. This is a new experience for me, i wonder if it's the altitude.