Weird things your DH does (lighthearted!)

[cloudymelonade]

I love my DH dearly but sometimes I do shake my head a bit at things he does that I find completely baffling.

The most recent one I've found this week- he takes his wedding ring off to do a poo.

What odd but totally harmless things does your DH do?

My EXH used to drink bubble bath and eat soap.

He sniffs everything... cups, food, pens. Before he can use it but can't explain why.

DP and I both strip off trousers when we get in... they're so uncomfortable!!

Tinkerballs1 'When asked to put the kettle on,says "it won't fit me".
When asked to check the oven,says "what's wrong with the colour it is?". Sorry,but those made me laugh!

Another DH here who has to remove his trousers when he gets in.

I also call him half a job MrArrow as he never quite finishes a job, which is why i now do the DIY. He'll empty the bin and not replace the bin bag for example.

But what drives me the most potty....he cooks, dishes out his food from the saucepan and leave like a dessert spoons worth left. Or eat for example cereal and leave a half dozen bits of cereal in the box. Not enough for a serving, not so much as to overload his bowl. He did it at home too, MIL says it was his way of getting out of washing the pot or throwing packaging away.

DH has half a bath literally has a shower then fills up the bath a little bit, sit in it for 15 mins then get out!
Has to feed the cat after we've eaten in the evening, it's the first thing he does once he's finished.
And last but not least, sleep walks and talks!

@Arrowfantatic my DH does the same with milk!! Will leave a tiny amount.

My Dad used to blow on ice cream as well.

Mine makes a really odd noise when he's really contented or tired - he sort of chews his tongue and groans. It's known as dad's snozzle noise in our house and sometimes it's quite endearing, but at others it makes me want to rip his head off

When going room to room, say living room to kitchen he NEVER fully opens the door to walk through. He'll open the door so its ajar and then like sneak through sideways. The only thing is 9 times out of 10 hr does this at speed and smacks the door with his hand/foot/shin/knee/hip. Does my head in!!

@parrotfashionista me too!! Although I start off by eating a bit of everything and then work my way round the plate starting from least favourite to favourite. Oh and food touching another food. Huge no no