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Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:48

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

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Nowaypast · 04/04/2019 16:12

How many people do I have to share my profit with? Is there a reigning monarch in thighland?

this you must have partaken of angel delight made by someone particularly energetic. Or I could be misremembering spectacularly what it tastes like

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:18

The founder of our great nation, Thigh will be along shortly. Once she makes her way out of the pineapple plantation.

We also have our own Theresa May ProjectGainsborough. She's currently fighting her way out of Brexit. But I suppose i really should wait for her before we get any further in discussing terms. She's an expert at negotiations.

As for how many of us there are, we have no idea. We can't count. We don't know if this is Thread 6 or 7. We also have a number of lurkers and name changers

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 16:30

Are there recipes on the thread?! It's like the great fashion link debacle all over again. Who needs dog advice?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 16:33

As we're a republic we don't have a monarch per se. I am leader, founder, figurehead and Godlike figure. Project is Prime Minister. Getting is a filthy slag who hangs out here.

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Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:34

Thigh you're back!! It's been so lonely without you (no offense Thislido). I fear we are dangerously close to veering towards recipes. But This rightly pointed out we shouldn't put arms in them (forensics and all that)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 16:35

Was ist MLM? Small American chocolates?

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Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:36

You were BEGGING to have me back on the last thread

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 16:38

Yes Getting i NEED you, it doesn't mean I'm happy about that. I see myself as the victim in our relationship.

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Nowaypast · 04/04/2019 16:39

Am I allowed to address you directly thigh or must I approach via one of your underlings? I must admit to being nervous in the presence of greatness.

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:39

But Thigh, you told me you liked being tied up like that

Nowaypast · 04/04/2019 16:40

Oh I fear my post intruded into a private moment then. I do apologise.

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:43

No need to apologise Noway. Thigh normally just tells me to hide in the wardrobe when we get interrupted.

Nowaypast · 04/04/2019 16:50

With the slanket?

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 16:58

Thigh has lovely little nests of slankets all over her house

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 17:03

No don't worry about me and Getting we're like Khrushchev and Kennedy before the FBI and CIA assassinated Kennedy for shagging Marilyn Monroe.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 17:05

No welcome to Thighland, i see great promise in you. You have a strong Inner Thigh.

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Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 17:05

And then they assassinated Marilyn Monroe for having pink pubes. Thigh has been teaching me history

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 17:14

HEY!!! I saw an advert on a bus advertising the Cold War at the National Archives in Kew. I'm soooo excited, i thought it was all over! Plus the advert said - do you want to drive this bus? Yes, i thought, yes i do.

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Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 17:15

I've just got "Study Holistic Nutrition Online". Where's my gun?

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 17:18

That's excellent, because we actually ended the last thread in Kew. You don't think our flora collection will be harmed in the Cold War, do you?

Nowaypast · 04/04/2019 17:19

Thank you thigh for your welcome, I've waited all my life for my thighs to receive positive affirmation. What you and Getting do in the privacy of your own wardrobe is no concern of mine.

Would Marilyn have been safe if her pubes were, say, green?

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 17:25

Hello now ! Marilyn was born slightly too late, alas. If she had only ever been filmed in black and white she would still be with us today.

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 17:27

Or prob no , must edit!

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 17:30

I can't help thinking that if she had green pubes, she wouldn't have been the sex symbol she was and everyone would have left her alone

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 17:30

Someone posted a photo of a spider with a WARNING. Do we need safe spaces now? Mind you, thighland is my safe space.