I can solve all your problems, forever

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

I finally have a question worthy of asking the mighty thighlanders...why is the dishwasher either half empty or overflowing with stuff...why can't there ever be an optimum point at which to switch it on without leaving half the stuff waiting for the next load?

I can solve all your pineapples

Bugger, I've asked my question at the end of a thread...now I'll never know the answer

Dog today my fuckboy filled the clean dishwasher with dirty plates. He’s dead now, obvs.

‘Smug, clever nonsense. Possibly about pineapples’

Dog the dishwasher solution is simple. Rip out your kitchen and place 2 dishwashers in front of your sofa. One for in, one for out. Reach for a clean dish, use it, place in other dishwasher. Swap over, repeat. Never move ever, ever again. No to kitchen cupboards. Or just eat from the packet.

I can solve pineapple in my integral garage.

Dog this is for your fuckboys to worry about. Don't bother your head with these trifles, get back on the sofa and stuff you face. Have a pint of Wodka!

Pineapple's verdict: smug (and clever) point proven. gavel

Phew, thank you for reminding me of my priorities. Whatever was I thinking, loading the dishwasher?

Lesson was a mixed bag....first two groups seemed keen, final group (year 11) seemed a little cynical and then stole my lemon.

I saw the guy I threw it to pocket it...decided I didn't want it back after that...then the teacher made a fuss about it and the guy sitting next to the lemon thief produced an onion out of his pocket...

I don't know what happened after that...I just fled the scene...

Anyway, sainsbos produced early morning balloons so I didn't have to style it out with condoms after all....

I am liking the purity of Thigh's pronouncements,
I feel I have become distanced from them.
I would never have had such clarity, it's so easy to lose one's way and drift back.
The Great Thigh is open wide and sharing her wisdom.
Rejoice!
Pineapple represents the weakness we can all have.
The sweet and sour of the pizza of life.

M3 was it a sex lemon, did he think you were being enticing? I wonder what signal he was giving with the onion? It's probably code for inviting you to go dogging with him and his parents.

euwwww hawaiian pizza should be banned.

The other side is...well...dirtier than here...colder...but with way way more slankets. Again its a mixed bag...nothing is ever clear cut....except of course our glorious leader thigh who is 100% clearly cut.

Lad my solutions are pure because I am unfettered by knowledge or training. I have belief, belief in our new nation and the Super Thighway.

I don't know about the sexiness of the lemon, but I do know there was much giggling when I scratched it then sniffed it.

Now I think about that might not have been a great move in front of a bunch of hormone fuelled teenagers...but I was making a point about the inertial v. viscous regimes...

At least I didn't tell them how to redesign the knobs into holes interactions int he core of a coiled coil protein....

Physics is WAY dirtier than most people realise...

This threads nearly full...I hope someone will light the beacons to guide people into the next one? Or maybe release the thigh blimp...or bat signal or something.

Yes. I nod my head in agreement whilst basking in the glow of celebration at direct interaction.
Pure joy.

OK, Butch and Sundance style...ready, jump!

Don't panic everyone, if we get lost thigh will signal the way back home.

And don't forget, if you see a pineapple reference it may well be a sign! Or might just be a pizza thread which are my favourite so at least I'll be on there either way.

M3 you could have used that sexy lemon in your Wodka!

The trail is safe lights will guiiiiiide you there.

But no one can leave until we get to 1000 what if pineapple has changed her mind and wants to be friends?

She has this one last chance ...

She’ll be on the next thread