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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

Dangly will I have to feed them and muck them out?!?

No, no!
NOT Manager (hack spit)
No.
Composer of sound bites and acronyms.

PettyReg you know you've got megalomania when you are both smug (and clever) and think it to be a good thing!

Hey I've got it again!! I'm very pleased!!

I think the idea of having 2 of them, is that they feed and muck out each other...a bit like snakes that eat their own tails....or something like that.

Reg you know you have megalomania when you never, ever, ever question yourself or whether you have megalomania.

I wish I had meglamania. How do you catch it?

thigh did you put sugar on those strawberries?

If so I think it'll be fit for thigh consumption. hey we coudl get our own food labels!

Dangly recipe: Strawberries, sugar, sweetened condensed milk, sugar.

that was so stressful it shocked my heart back to life.

what have I missed? Farts, strawberries and megalomania?

Fair enough!

Fucking hell autocorrect's gone mad... megalomania. I've just had to be Very firm with it.

Dog stick with us kid. It's a process that goes like this;

Normal
Enlightened
Delighted
Clever
Smug
Megalomania

M3 you're back! What was it really like on 'the other side'?

Oh yes.
I said Manager.
I am ashamed.
There is no excuse.
Please forgive me.
I'm new to all of this spreading Thigh wisdom.
A novice.
A chastened fool.

But it's good I got beyond myself, is it not?
I'm aping our Glorious Thigh in her megalomania.

Dog do you want me to discipline your phone for you? You do have to get very cross before they listen!

naked you could order a job lot of cake from Asda, they will deliver £25 quid's worth to your door and at least one of them is likely to be nice!

I think you might be in pain because you are sober! have you thought about a pint of wine/gin/vodka, which I will call 'wodka' from now on as I'm not keen on writing wine/gin/vodka.

I've never been with so many megalomaniacs before, it's so strange. It's like having 20 of me all being really strange and enjoying it. This is like when i used to be my own best friend! What funz we had I and I.

Dog I caught it by osmosis from our great th'leader.

DT you could turn Russian and call it woda. I like Russians, they're spunky.

M3 how was the lesson? Did the kidz lend you some condoms?

I'm still teetering between the last three on thigh's list but whenever I slip into full-blown dysfunctional megalomania I am in a state of bliss.

It's as good as a pint of wodka!!

Dangly are you my Polish colleague? Sometimes she brings wodka. I like her.

Sometimes Thigh’s Arse Is Nebulous: STAIN

Hi M3 glad your alive again! Since you're back, can I interest you in a dose of megalomania? I've quite evangelical about spreading the word.

It's as good as wodka, I mean woda!!

My Russian isn't spunky. He did say something amusing during the news but it wasn't memorable because I can't remember.
I just remember a fleeting thought of 'Ah! that's why I shagged you'.
But fanny gallops passed faster than the indigestion from liver and onions a day too early.

Holy fuck, we’re about to run out of thread. Do you think we should call the next one after pineapple?

Hmmm so what's it to be then gang? Polish Wodka or Russion Woda?

I might change it from one to the other just to solve it!

Yes in honour of our patron pineapple