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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

moonlight can you make someone else change the nappy and then giggle at that?

Thanks thigh. I have never tried a slanket before. And as it's my own business, the guys in the office will not be able to complain to anyone that kids are now running the show - plus it is perfectly possible that they will do it better than me. Win win.

Project I like your way of thinking!

Evil cackle at DH

Phew thanks for helping me out there Fermats. (ceases Googling)

Thanks Project it's great to finally hear the voice of reason

Project
Nope 😇
Problems with name reputation after visiting tightland.
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Dog if you want to steam your fanny like Gwynny says you should perch over your kettle. When fanny sufficiently supple, mop floor with it.

I can only find one of the boots I need for tomorrow morning. Help!?

Sam buy a lion, ride that round your council estate. Think big.

I don’t know why shin thinks the tone has been lowered.

Sorry ProjectFarnborough I'll behave myself

Bloodstained it’s under the bed.

If it isn’t it’s too late to worry about now. You’ll have to go on flip flops.

Fermat since we're getting married you'll have no need for Fuckboys. We'll lie in our slankets and eat snax n chox together.

I might cut out the middle (wo)man and just slop water from the kettle over the floor and retire to my slanket for a rest.

Getting!

moonlight what's a nappy? Tie your baby up in an upright position over a bucket. Place in corner and run.

Bloodstained I'm pretty sure we've dealt with shoes in a previous thread and came up with something about wearing slippers to Asda

Flip flops? What madness is this! The Hobbit feet cannot be exposed at this time of year!

Danish where have you been? I've been learning Icelandic because you abandoned me.

Who are these people that would judge your feet Bloodstained? They don’t sound worth leaving the house for

G'day Project, how's it hanging? I've not been around for a bit. Made the mistake of venturing to AIBU and fell into a deep depression which I've only just recovered from

Do you know what we call flip flops in Australia?

how are you thigh? hope all is well
i have just found out i have a half sister. My family are awful but very charming, she lives abroad and is coming to meet us, do i tell her how treacherous they are?

You’re here now Getting that’s all that matters. Pull up a slanket and have some monster munch.

Bloodstained get a sharpie and colour your feet in and pretend to wear boots. Colour all of yourself in and pretend you're wearing clothes. It's not cultural appropriation if you have lost your shoes n clothes.