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I can solve all your problems, forever

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:41

I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

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MaMisled · 27/03/2019 21:42

Hi hun. Shall I wear my Van's or my Converse tomorrow?

Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:43

Since none of you answered my question, I'll answer it myself. Flip flops are called thongs. Go out in your thongs, Bloodstained. Say it's cultural

ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 21:43

Ma Thigh has got you covered. Just colour your feet in.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:43

Rick tell her nothing and pretend you didn't notice that your family are treacherous. Pretend never to understand anything and just smile and shrug. Is this new sister rich?

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Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:44

Misled Thongs

Ticklingcheese · 27/03/2019 21:44

thigh
Icelandic 😨. You promised to get fluent in Danish. How will you communicate with Mads now?

ProjectGainsborough · 27/03/2019 21:44

I was running through my Aussie words Getting but could only come up with ‘tinny’ and ‘gumby’

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:46

Danish i know that willy is tisman and now is noo.

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Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:47

It's a stubbie where I'm from and I actually won first place in the gumboot throw in Grade Prep

Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:48

Rick wear your thongs

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:49

So Danish this will be my conversation with Mads Mikkelsen:

M: Hjelp mej
T: Nay
T: Tisman noo
M: Hjelp mej
T: Nay, tusind tak.

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RickOShay · 27/03/2019 21:50

She is successful but not rich Grin
her existence explains so much, I am grateful to her and feel i need to protect her

Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:54

Rick why is she coming to you? We don't normally advocate movement in Thighland, but I feel this is an emergency. Bypass the family. Tell her you'll meet her in Hawaii. Wear a moomoo and enjoy your holiday sans family

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:56

Rick she is a grown up and has probably had a nice start in life. As she is successful she is probs clever and won't be fooled by treacherous but charming. I see through things pretty quick, i bet you do too, she will as well. Plus she will be cautious anyway. And it doesn't sound good for you to badmouth iyswim because, no matter how correct you are, it will appear as though you are trying to pre-manage her relationship with them. Just you do you and remember she is a grown up who will see things for herself.

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SavageBeauty73 · 27/03/2019 21:56

Shall I finish the Jaffa cakes I hid from my kids?

Gettingnowhere · 27/03/2019 21:57

Savage why do you even need to ask?

Eastie77 · 27/03/2019 21:57

I live in Shoreditch. I've never met a fuckboySad

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 21:58

Plus, yeah go to Hawaii and hang out in muumuus and whizz around in bariatric mobility scooters.

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SavageBeauty73 · 27/03/2019 21:58

I want to go to shoreditch to meet a fuckboy.

Ticklingcheese · 27/03/2019 21:59

thigh would suggest:

T: Tissemand nu ( willy now)
M: Javel, smukke (Ay, Ay, gorgeous)
T: Kom med mine snacks (bring me my snacks)
M: Alt for dig, herskerinde (anything for you, mistress)

Now you practice.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 22:00

Eastie walk in an easterly fashion and waft steamed veg around. They'll do owt for a young carrot.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 22:04

Savage take your Jaffa cakes and a dog lead, wear a blue carnation and leather chaps for maximum arse cooling temperature control.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 22:06

Business Idea. Shall i be a driving instructor? Get to sit down and be bossy all day. I am going to smoke in the car and play AC/DC.

Thigh's Modest Driving School: No Sluts

Catchy?

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Ticklingcheese · 27/03/2019 22:08

thigh
Teaching TEENS... Hard work AVOID.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 22:10

Listen I've got a problem. I'm hoping Fermat is really NakedScientist.

If not I'm getting married to two different people, we know I've had bother with multiple marriages before. It'll end in tears, and they won't be mine.

No one can say I've pretended to be good husband material. No flies on my Inner Thigh.

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