What do you put on your crumpets?

[FullOnMonet1980]

Just that really ... plus do you have small or giant?

Depending on my mood butter, cheese, marmite, Jam or lemon curd.

Small

Either butter and marmite or cream cheese and smoked salmon (like a big blini!) or peanut butter and jam. Or just shitloads of butter.

Lashings of real butter and marmite.

I have small ones, grilled until crispy and coated in proper butter. I would normally have 3 but am on the health wagon now and staying well clear of anything like crumpets as I can’t seem to just have one l!

We'll be having crumpets for supper when DP gets in. Three each, traditional size, butter and cheese. Wensleydale tonight, but Lancashire (first preference), Red Leicester, Double Gloucester or Cheddar also very good.

And I'm horrified that I've had to add both 'crumpet' and 'Wensleydale' to my ignorant kindle dictionary

Lemon Curd

Never seen a giant crumpet.

Toasted until crisp on top. Lots of butter. Proper butter. Occasionally Marmite.

Anything else would just be wrong.

Got to be Warburton's.

Don't mind the size.

Usually butter and marmite.

Sometimes butter and cheddar, or blue cheese (no butter).

Regular size, butter and marmite. I always think the giant ones are too spongy.

Margarine and cracked black pepper....try it everyone

OMG That's TWO mentions of margarine on this thread. It's hurting my soul.

Peanut butter

I didn't think anyone had eaten margarine since about 1990 but I guess that's what the current trend for 'healthy' veganism is doing for us. Bringing back the vile tasting Frankenstein poison that is margarine.

Smoked salmon and cream cheese. But doubting any salmon now looking at how fish farming is destroying salmon and other fish.

Otherwise marmite. Yum.

Normal size with lurpak.

Scrambled eggs

I find the giant ones a bit doughy. It's a good idea but doesn't really work, sadly.

I love all toasted goods. Crumpets with loads of butter are the way to go. Strawberry/raspberry jam is nice as well, but I prefer just butter tbh.

@LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD I'll just leave this here for you

Normal size with shedloads of butter. So much butter that there's a pool of butter underneath where it's all dripped through the holes!

We have giant crumpets for breakfast & top them with bacon & egg / beans / egg & avo etc etc.

Small, toasted until crispy and then plenty of salted butter.

Small with either butter or butter and a drizzle of honey

Well done, butter. If it’s a meal, honey also.

Oooops forgot to say small. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a giant one!

Crumpet with loads of butter and then a thick layer of crunchy peanut butter. Amazing.