What do you put on your crumpets?

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Just that really ... plus do you have small or giant?

2 small - well done,so they're crispy with butter,grated cheese & beans.
Food of the Gods !!

Small, lots of butter and marmite.
3 per sitting is the perfect amount 🥰

Small, well toasted, with either just butter (salted), butter and marmite, or soft cheese/cheese spread.

Never, ever anything sweet.

I had a giant one once not intending to eat all of it as it was so huge but two bites in and it was grim.

I like butter and marmite on mine with a slice of cheddar.

BUTTER BUTTER and a bit more butter!!

Small, well done so they are crunchy, then butter and marmite or butter and peanut butter or butter and Brussels pate.

Butter & marmite or Nutella.

Or a Bagel.

And why do the giant ones taste horrible? Always two small ones.

Small with cheese, black pepper and then dipped in BBQ sauce. Or if I fancy something sweet then peanut butter and jam.

We had the bunny shaped crumpets from Iceland, partner brought me breakfast in bed last Saturday and DID NOT BUTTER THE EARS. He is a heathen. I have already had to teach him to butter to the edges, only use the good butter and stop putting jam AND cheese on the kids crumpets. I'm wondering if it's grounds to LTB.

Small, soaked in beaten egg then pan fried (like eggy bread) with streaky bacon and hot sauce.

Best hangover cure ever.

Lurpak butter. Small or giant, I don't mind which as long as the butter is Lurpak

Small. Marmite & butter is my absolute favourite but marmite gives me terrible wind (I have issues with yeast), so I very rarely have it.

small and usually just loads of butter but do like them with cheese on occassionally

Only ever Warburton’s. That’s the first thing.

Toasted for 6 minutes then slathered in real butter. If I’m in the mood, some black currant jam. Or a fried egg sunny side up with lots of salt.
But I think just butter is probably my fave.

Small, with no butter, just jam or honey, and it must be a soft set jam that runs into the holes. Lush.

DS has them for breakfast with butter and marmite. I see them more as a treat - like a cream tea.

I’ve never needed to eat a crumpet as much as I do right now. Think I’ll play the pregnancy card and send DH round the shop.

I prefer a pikelet as love the more crunchy texture. Smothered in butter and maybe with jam.

Small. Scrambled eggs and ham with lots of salt and pepper!

Small with either

Butter and marmite
Peanut butter
Philadelphia and lemon curd

Butter or maple syrup.

Not tried it with Nutella before...will be doing that this weekend!

One of the longest threads I ever started was on this very topic! I had one crumpet and asked for suggestions. Nobody had heard of my family of origin’s traditional crumpet styling- butter, salt and black pepper. And I don’t think I convinced anyone.....

Small ones well done with loads of butter and maybe a dab of marmite, honey, maple syrup or jam.

Alternatively- crumpet pizza!

It's definitely grounds for divorce, Heaviestdirtyestsoul.
I'm contemplating divorcing dh and the kids because they're all weird and have stuff other than just butter on them. They also don't butter right to the edges, and they're a bit stingy with how much butter they put on them too.

Normal size, loads of butter & honey.