Live parking thread - cheeky fucking builders!

[TinselAndKnickers]

So my neighbours are getting work done again, and as usual they haven't told us (yesterday the work started at 6:30am but that's another story) and today I have gone out ready for my day to see a big fuck off lorry blocking my drive. Knocked on next door. No answer. Fence between us so not like I can even just use their drive to get out!

Crappy diagram attached.

FUMING

Great diagram.

Excellent diagram OP.

OP, I know you wrote there's just a generic phone number, but is there anything that could identify the company which you can FB about?

Oh come on op, not much of a live thread if you do not update. [Impatient]

Ooh police. And then sit in your front room with a camera and 🍿.

Best diagram ever. Raging for you.

OR is your fiesta narrower than a fence panel? Remove panel and drive straight through to your neighbours driveway and park across their front door .

Move your own car onto neighbours' drive tonight when the wankers builders have gone.

When they come round to play hell, tell them it's so you can be sure of getting out tomorrow.

Well according to a poster on another thread, blocking a drive is perfectly reasonable and you should be asking a neighbour to give you a list.

Was also going to suggest removing a fence panel. Where is the op?? I’d say taking a leaf out of driver of Big fuck off lorry and buggered off.

I meant : Leaf of of the drivers book. I wouldn’t recommending his taking a leaf out of him. Removing his teeth perhaps?.

a magnificent diagram , such vibrant colours too

Do any of the other neighbours have a number for the people who have hired them?

If you're blocked in, call the police.

Following on from another thread, can’t the OP catch a bus/tram/train/taxi to where she wants to go?

After all, it must be important for the neighbours to have it there, no?

Do you have a phone number for this neighbour/anyone else who may know this neighbour? I'm fuming for you!

I have this identical problem so often it drives me bonkers

Take a photo for evidence. I take it the builders will be back soon to actually do some work?

Oh dear! I'm just going to have to sit around here, waiting to see what happens...

Well according to a poster on another thread, blocking a drive is perfectly reasonable and you should be asking a neighbour to give you a list
That poster is an eejit. Not only is it generally viewed as inconsiderate but is in fact an offence in many parts of the country.

Sorry everyone - I went to the neighbours and ended up staying for a cup of tea and a discussion about the work being done and what I am not happy with. They don't have a contact number for the work men at her house, only the person who sent them, who is not answering her phone and found them on Gumtree. Brilliant.

Still there. Long lunch break

Half an hour more and I will be calling the police. I have missed my class now so I am not going anywhere but still annoyed!! Sorry everyone for leaving you

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Have you got cling film? Wrap the fuck off lorry with some!

The van/lorry is locked and it's dirty so I'm very tempted to write on it.. or leave a cheeky fucker note myself! Loving some of these ideas