Live parking thread - cheeky fucking builders!

[TinselAndKnickers]

So my neighbours are getting work done again, and as usual they haven't told us (yesterday the work started at 6:30am but that's another story) and today I have gone out ready for my day to see a big fuck off lorry blocking my drive. Knocked on next door. No answer. Fence between us so not like I can even just use their drive to get out!

Crappy diagram attached.

FUMING

[BollocksToBrexit]

Get it towed.

[Romanov]

call the greasy spoons and tell them a lorry is on fire

love it!

lazy wankers

[GreenFingersWouldBeHandy]

Any update? I'm assuming they'll be inside working on the house by now? Just ring the doorbell.

[CatkinToadflax]

I think that must be my favourite ever MN diagram!

[Magenta82]

I'd call the police, they are blocking access to the public highway

[NannyRed]

Gosh! I hope you see him when he returns to BFOL. I’m not presuming his gender, I actually know it will be a man and he will think you are at work all day.

Slap some Vaseline, lipstick, fairy liquid all over his windscreen then deny all knowledge!

[WhoKnewBeefStew]

and waits

[Oysterbabe]

Just place marking.

[Igmum]

We’re with you OP. Puts feet up. Reaches for coffee.

[GabsAlot]

sorry op but i love your big fuck off lorry pic

[Sweetheart1313]

No advice, just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic diagram! I hope big fuck off lorry driver comes back soon

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I’m and for you. What pricks. 🍿

[SauvignonBlanche]

Great diagram!

[thenightsky]

Definitely go check if its locked or not.

[AuntieCJ]

Splendid diagram.

[RhymingRabbit]

Stick a note on his windscreen saying you have a note of his registration number so have contacted the police and will be billing him for lost earnings because you couldn't get out. CF!

[dworky]

Whereabouts do you live. In London they tow anyone committing the offence of blocking a dropped kerb.
I regularly have to call my council parking services to move vehicles blocking my drive.

[HelenRose1111]

Write in lipstick on their windscreen:
"Park across the the drive of the house that you're working in, you TWATS !"

And have words with your neighbours about not blocking your driveway.

My exact phrase when I've caught people parking across my drive were: "Do you live here? No? Do you pay the mortgage & bills? No? WELL DON'T PARK ON MY DRIVE THEN!!!"

[Gruzinkerbell1]

Best diagram award goes to OP!

[Jaxinthebox]

Id be fuming and hammering on neighbours door.

[WitchDancer]

Brilliant diagram 10/10. I hope they've moved now

[TheInvestigator]

Call the police. This will keep happening during the works unless you take action.

[OnlyFoolsnMothers]

id be highly inclined to let their tyres down, assuming I had no where urgent to be today

[Drogosnextwife]

Vans are usually quite dirty OP I would probably go write "cheeky fucker" all over it before they come back. Are you sure the builders aren't there?

[ApolloandDaphne]

Cheeky bastards. I would be calling the police.