Things people on MN don't like/do that seems popular in real life!

[MidwifeyForLifey]

Well, I say real life, I mean in person.

I'll start

Eat excessive amounts of food without considering the calories

Let their DC off school for holidays

Wear leggings or Uggs

Let their children play 18+ games in Year 6/7

Go to Greggs.

Loo brush

Know what a Steak Bake is. I don't think anyone has eger questioned me on what one is in real life lol

Buy stuff that I like the look of/on offer at Tesco and wing dinnertimes.

I laugh in the face of meal planning.

spend time happily with extended family.

(What's a steak bake?)

I do leave my washing out on the line overnight.

Happily go to weddings without my kids... wine and a disco? Yes, please!

"what is a steak bake" Sorry, i just started laughing all over again 😂

Any processed meat is food of the devil, hardly any one has ever gave their DC a quick ham sandwich?

Oh yes. I leave my washing out.. over night and most of the next day while I'm at work.

Yeah people on MN hardly eat anything, all claiming that they eat 1200 calories per day to be a healthy weight and that 2000 calories per day is “loads”

I like my mil.

I leave washing out overnight.

It's out there now, covered in fahking slush from the hail earlier.

I'm a bad bad person.

Clean my own house

A steak bake is a large square cross between a large sausage roll and a pasty.

A Greggs specialty.

Although there are recipes for your own

Leaving washing out in the rain is a good thing. It helps soften the clothes. Used to leave the kids clean washed nappies out on the line every so often to stop them going too crunchy.

Like my MIL

Like my DH

Never meal plan

Let the washing get darked on

Don't have a nanny/au pair/cleaner

Enjoy weddings or hen nights
Drink

Toilet brushes

Drinking

Oh and holiday in the UK!

Cope with strangers being mildly annoying or insensitive without becoming 'livid'.

RL people seem to be significantly more emotionally well adjusted than your average mumsnetter.

I can't wait for Brexit.

I love scented panty liners.

Use lots of bleach.

Have Uncle iPad do the babysitting and head for the local pub.

Eat oven chips. Based on the way people describe their cooking habits on here, McCains ought to have gone out of business years ago.