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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 08:46

Oh yes jolly good!

I'm soo th'honoured to have my theatures inked onto your beautiful canvass thigh (heart emoticon)

But now ... how will I know which one is me? Confused

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:52

Dangly you will be on the inside of you so you will know which one you are. Rummage on the inside of your slanket to check you are there first.

There are no mirrors in Thighland so you just have to feel your inner Thigh.

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 08:53

Thigh that makes SO much sense re: Kim Kardashian group insert. I always wondered where Katie Price got her lips

nakedscientist · 28/02/2019 09:01

Sisters, Thigh,

I have not been attending to Thighland enough, clearly. RL 'n' " work" shiz should not be intruding on this important mission.

Fear not, no unpaid leave, nor "Ho" work ( no judgement) though this would have lots of lying down it maybe a species of bed rest that includes recumbent exercise, thus rejected as unthigh.

I have been helping a elderly human who is in need, helping her to lie down, so I hope in the spirit of thigh.

I could help with the tattoo craze with my compass and Tippex it out if you change your mind?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 09:10

Naked we will never change our minds re the facials.

Whose face are you going to have tattooed on your face Naked hmm, Chou En Lai or me?

What about Danish? She can have my face tattooed on her face or the Danish flag. You know what those Danes are like, they chuck flags everywhere so they don't forget where they are.

Also, she could have fallen face first in the bread slicing machine due to drinking a lot of lingonberry wine. You'd need your tippex then Naked.

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DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 09:42

Naked I might need your tippex, I had a packet of Monster Munch tattooed on my upper arm done by amateur cowboys and it turned out saying 'Moster Much' and the actual packet was a lesser known brand of onion ring!

Imagine my disappointment!

nakedscientist · 28/02/2019 10:13

你的脸是我的脸

nakedscientist · 28/02/2019 10:14

dangly I'll have you sorted in a jiffy ( no judgement)

DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 10:19

Fantastic! Smile

New business idea folks:

Could we have *naked8 train us all in the dark art of Tippex and have us launch ourselves as 'Tattoo Fixers' or 'Thixers' ?

Thigh will this bring us adequate yen of Thighland?

DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 10:20

naked not *naked8 surely!

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 10:20

Naked I'd be very wary of "sorting" people in a Jiffy. Forensics and all that

Iamdanish · 28/02/2019 10:20

Morning all, yawn
I don't need a flag to know where I am. I know exactly where I am... I right here (searches desperately).
I want a face tattoo without wrinkles 😢 can I get that?
Lingonberry is a Swedish thing 😦 and tastes like... So you can have the wine.
getting I'm not scary, just a fed up menopausal angry woman, who wants to rule the world.
Hugs to all 😀

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 10:26

Danish you don't need to be angry any more. Now you can vent all your aggression on plots to kill.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 10:28

Thank you Naked I'm glad your face is my face because Dangly's face is now my face.

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DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 10:31

Please could whoever is doing the tattoos of thighs face on people do all different expressions of thigh so that I know which one is which when we all go and rescue Klept ?

Iamdanish · 28/02/2019 10:48

🇩🇰 Vi har et pænt flag, i skulle have det som tatovering også 🇩🇰

Now how about that 🤣

MysticReg · 28/02/2019 11:07

I’d like angry Thigh please.

thislido · 28/02/2019 11:17

Does Barry have a face? I might have that, it seems to be working out well for him and Project. Or maybe Thigh's Bad But Fun dog.

Danish, embrace wrinkles. It's an extension of the no one can be too fat or too thin rule.

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 11:17

Tattoos are so very Thighland. The perfect excuse to lie down for hours stuffing our faces full of sugar.

thislido · 28/02/2019 11:20

Danish I'm afraid even Google can't translate your scandi lingo.

(I know you're not Scandinavian. I had a Danish friend once. It made her very cross.)

Are you definitely that kind of Danish and not a type of pastry?

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 11:22

I was secretly hoping you were a pastry and not a person Danish

DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 11:24

Holy Thread-Fillers!!

The Thread is nearly Full!!

Just as Thigh predicted in ancient times!

All hold hands we're going again ...

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 11:24

Viener Brod.

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 11:26

My picture of Danish. Pre- tattoo, obs

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