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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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Gettingnowhere · 22/02/2019 07:54

I think we all feel our inner thighs from time to time, it's just not something we admit to in public

DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 08:02

Getting yes I agree we certainly do! Grin

What happens in Thighland stays in Thighland

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:21

RRROOOAAAARRRR

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:22

Just stretching. There's so much room in this new land!

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DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 08:26

GASPS IN AWE

She is here!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:28

I read our old thread BIRTH OF A THNATION from start to finish last night.

It's a masterpiece. To watch the force of Thigh grow and bloom in you all has been a thing of great beauty. The flora is as tenacious as a staph infection and will persist like athletes foot 👣

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DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 08:31

👀

Gettingnowhere · 22/02/2019 08:35

"Fertilises ground with Monster Munch and pig shit"

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:35

I dreamt about garden maintenance - i was to throubled about earlier queries. It was sunny yesterday as we all know and this caused confusion. In myself as well, I'm not therfect.

Anyway, put on your slanket and roll around your back garden flattening the grass enough for your own enjoyment.

Down do anything in the front garden as there is a hostess trolley there waiting to be stolen by some mug. You don't want to encourage guests and best your house looks menacing and unkempt (like us) from the street.

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Gettingnowhere · 22/02/2019 08:39

I dreamt about la resistance! We set fire to the old nation. A friend sacrificed his life for the cause. But that was ok, because he was a "husband".
seriously did dream this

Laska2Meryls · 22/02/2019 08:40

Hello O Thigh and Thiciples .. New Land! Gosh it looks lovely here ..

I had to sleep 36hrs straight after my adventure.. YY do NOT go near Stupendous Steve , he is a treacherous spy sent in by the forces that are against us . I only just escaped .. I actually wouldn't trust any Fuck Boy right now except for plastic gathering... I am ordering pigs for my garden later

I have comfy PJs on, coffee and am planning on plenty of sofa snacking today to regain my strength ..

I unfortunately had to make my own coffee this morning ,which has depleted me a bit so I am now going back for a refreshing nap , but am hoping we can come up with a method of coffee delivery which doesn't involve Dealing with Other People ( yuk)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:41

Re autocorrect - i will no longer bow to it's idiocy. All mistakes are by machines not me. The force of Thigh is so strong 💪🏾 in you all that you know what i meant and i will not be apologising or correcting mistakes. This applies to all of you now. We do not bow and scrape embarrassed by machine mistakes. Our work is too thimportant.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:43

Oh btw our old thread has been stolen Hmm

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DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 08:47

Wherefore art our old th'thread? Shock

Laska2Meryls · 22/02/2019 08:48

... Its here in MumsnetClassics !! Bear

Laska2Meryls · 22/02/2019 08:51

Bah ... I had to do Work Shizz to find that ... time for more Chocolate Cake and Brew

DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 08:52

Laska of thank fuck for that, I near imploded thinking all of that acient thighlore was lost in outerspace for all of our th'lifetimes.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 08:55

Getting as the late Dr Rodney King Jr said "i have a dream" - your dream about la resistance was a warning ⚠

A warning of coming danger, someone wants to smash our thnation, where is the threat coming from. Were there more clues in your vision? Was there an umbrella or some odd and over friendly neighbours offering you a silver amulet filled with herbs?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 09:06

As you are Australian (no judgement) Getting i read all your posts in a strong Oz accent. It's a thribute.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 09:12

Re Ann Summers parties. Of course you may attend. A word of thwarning though.

If you spend a lot of money you will have to do more typing n shizz to replace it. Money is necessary for snacks and alcohol obvs not clothes n makeup. We have our slankets, they get replaced at Thristmas.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 09:21

Laska i am so delighted you found us. Are you chafened after your abduction? Did the echolocational properties of Born Free guuiiiddde you home? But not igniiiiite your bones?

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DanglyTassles · 22/02/2019 09:23

thigh I think she only wants a th'dildo for a thriend!

Luaa · 22/02/2019 09:24

getting I don't know about Ann summers, but I can confirm love honey packing is very discrete. And you don't need to leave the house.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 09:25

Re Going to other peoples houses. Of course, if you want to. There's no thobligation though. If you want to eat their food, drink their alcohol and steal their toilet roll and paracetamol go ahead.

There'll be no threciprocating though. If they try to make plans to come to your house tell them you'll be in Thighland.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/02/2019 09:35

As we have become so steeped in Thighlore we have changed, we have grown.

Will others still seek our ministrations our will they think we are a secret club that is closed to newcomers?

There is an urge in all of us to bellow we are therfect, go away. We must fight this.

We were all unThigh once and the conversion so therfect and complete that we can extend this to our sisters in chains.

Only if they approach correctly though and are prepared to pass my security measures.

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