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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 07:19

Naked is a Thiciple, therefore a strong, intelligent, funny woman. She can be anything she wants to be. No formal qualifications necessary

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:26

Getting I'm worried about something else. Cat mentioned she had one Kardashian implant in on arse cheek. Did she mean she wanted me to remove it, or for me insert one in the other cheek? I mean I'll try, but i don't think plastic surgery is in the constitution. Could you check, is it covered?

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ProjectGainsborough · 28/02/2019 07:32

What would be a suitable kardashian implant though?

I am considering getting Uranus tattooed on my face.

thislido · 28/02/2019 07:37

Plastic surgery is like dieting so it can’t be allowed.

Maybe the rolling will even her out.

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 07:39

Project may I suggest Kourtney in your right butt cheek, Khloe in your left butt cheek and Kendall and Kylie to do your boobs?

ProjectGainsborough · 28/02/2019 07:48

Where would we put Kim?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:52

Thislido well that was my only fear, aesthetics don't exist in Thighland.

Btw, has everyone else's phone entered Thighland re autocomplete.

Project would you like me to tattoo my face on your face? We are still working on your demotion aren't we?

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ProjectGainsborough · 28/02/2019 07:55

Thighland and thirapy thigh yes!

I’d be honoured to have such a great artist tattoo me. Been considering microblading for a while but a full face would be so much better

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:56

Excellent wondering whether to have Dangly's face tattooed on my face. Or Getting should i have Uranus?

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 07:58

Dangly's face on Uranus, Thigh?

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 08:02

Project the question of where to insert Kim Kardashian in someone's body has troubled me for a long time. It is a problem worthy of Thighland indeed

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:07

Project unless you're the capo di tutti capo demotion can't be far away. You have an aggressive slanket taking care of all your "comms" and now my face tattooed on your face. Actually not just on your face, over your face.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:08

Getting I think Kim Kardashian is already hosting a few people in her oiled arse so it would be a group insert (no judgement).

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:10

Getting but is Dangly's face small enough?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:15

Getting I'm so relieved that no formal qualifications are necessary. As you know I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse unfettered by knowledge or training.

Should I be doing an NVQ or owt?

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ProjectGainsborough · 28/02/2019 08:22

Could be a money spinner thigh - training college of Thighland

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:23

Project for our coffers, yes. It would have to be a correspondence course though cos I'm not getting dressed and going anywhere and no one's allowed in my house.

Rule 2: No Guests.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:26

Where's Grinchly? Hmm?

She had a recent break in when her "team" broke her television and they could have broken in again and adjusted her cushions. She's probably under attack right now.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:27

And Klepto - she's had all her organs harvested.

Dangly will be heartbroken and I can't have that.

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ProjectGainsborough · 28/02/2019 08:27

Of course. What would we offer? Organ harvesting for beginners? Tattooing with crayons?

They’ll need to provide their own crayons and spoons, mind.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:28

Dangly needs her strength. She's got the weekend of her "husband's"

CAT'S BUM FACE

to deal with coming up.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:29

Project yes, I'm not posting out equipment, that would require lining up at the post office.

There's also Currency Creation with Crayons.

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DanglyTassles · 28/02/2019 08:30

Hello

Did we rescue Klept!or was it just a dream?

I have questions re current trend of tattoos...

Now that Getting has Thigh's face tattooed onto her face ... and thigh , you haven't committed to whether my face will appear on your face or Uranus so ... how will I know which of you is thigh and which is Getting

🤯

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:36

Dangly I'm so relieved you're alive. Your mate Klepto is AWOL, poss dead from being harvested.

Getting and Project are having my face tattooed on their faces and I'm having your face tattooed on my face.

So I will be the one who looks like you did before you have my face tattooed on your face. OK?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 08:40

I don't know about Thislido - whose face is she having tattooed on her face.

By "on" I mean "over" - a facial if you will.

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