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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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DanglyTassles · 27/02/2019 22:02

Oh god Getting I have not heard from Klepto either!

What if she lost the battle to harvest the organs at the networking event and they took out HER liver instead?

< trembles >

Shall we go and rescue her thigh ?

< Pulls slanket tighter ready >

DanglyTassles · 27/02/2019 22:03

Bring the Pritt Stick !!!

AdoraBell · 27/02/2019 22:03

Ooh, are we allowed to chop people into pieces now?

DanglyTassles · 27/02/2019 22:08

Adora yes we are it is perfectly ok and expected!

And can everyone PLEASE stop running! For the love of thigh what on th'earth are you all playing at?

You are aware of the dangers of not resting/eating filth/drinking poison and yet you carry on!

You've only yourselves to blame if you sober up!!

< tuts >

AdoraBell · 27/02/2019 22:14

😁

Iamdanish · 27/02/2019 22:19

If anyone wants a cheap bread cutting mashine for disposal of bodies, mine is for sale... If you dare come and get it 😇.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 22:24

Danish I'll have it, I'm just making you some money with crayons now. Is the Thighland Yen ok for you?

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MrsCatE · 27/02/2019 22:26

Hello HerRoyalFattyness please update people re my one, unfeasibly large arse cheek. Effing 'ell, real life shizz has kept me away from proper stuff however, I promise to keep you safe overnight and find next thread to update. Keep safe from Them, Rogue Fuckboys and haunted wax. X

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 22:27

Dangly I've got the pritt stick, spoon and bucket. I've borrowed a cop car and gathered my slanket to me. I'm ready to save Klepto. But where is she? Has anyone got sextant and wind reading navigational skillz.

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DanglyTassles · 27/02/2019 22:35

Umm well sometimes I think I know the way and set out and I always end up somewhere so that's a skill.

I also once went orienteering on a college residential 100 years ago (non-optional) they dragged us out the pub drove us for miles dumped up in a field and gave us a compass to find way back! Well we eventually smelled our way back to the pub for last orders so am very good at orienteering!

ProjectGainsborough · 27/02/2019 22:50

Exactly Dangly. Being released into the wild is good for people. As long as it doesn’t involve work and rl and shizz.

I’m scared about kleptro. Maybe she met a future ‘husband’ at thing things the consequences could be terrible.

MysticReg · 27/02/2019 22:55

I think my mum still has one of those old mincing machines, it’s very handy for disposing of those that displease us.

I’m EXHAUSTED from arting and drinking not quite enough wine. Am lying down.

ProjectGainsborough · 27/02/2019 23:32

reg I think I drank too much wine. Or Barry did, since he’s typing. Time for a lie down

nakedscientist · 28/02/2019 00:03

Oh Thigh of Thighland, daughter of Thigh senior. Bows loooowwww.

Yes chemistry sets shrink things most excellently, and can alter many more realities than admitted on the box.

I can ease the burden, OhThigh, Ans am hand r
To save Klepto, no need for spoons. A compass and tipped will suffice.

nakedscientist · 28/02/2019 00:04

Tippex

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 00:17

Naked where have you been? We cry all day, every day wondering where you are. I volunteered to stay up late making sure you were still alive.

Clearly you're in need of a new organ lie down.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 00:24

Really Naked it'd make me feel happier if i just inserted a gps tracker in the back of your neck too. Will use a compass and tippex for this delicate operation near your cerebral cortex.

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 06:49

Iamdanish you're very scary. I noticed that our Realm has not faced a single attack from our enemies since you joined us. Coincidence? I think not

Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 06:55

Naked one of your comments on Thread 1 was my all time favourite Thighland moment. I've had "No, I'm Sagittarius" tattooed on my back.

Thigh's face is tattooed over my heart ❤️

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 06:58

Getting this pleases me, could you also have my face tattooed on your face? Thanks.

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 07:03

Oh, your FACE on my face. Got it. You only just caught me in time...
Cancelling the Jammie Dodgers on the cheeks

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:05

PGetting I'm worried about Naked are you? She only posts late at night and all belone. Is she ashamed? Is she shy? Is she a crack ho (no judgement)?

Could she be.......working late? Doing unpaid overtime?

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Gettingnowhere · 28/02/2019 07:06

I assumed she was lying down and only opened her eyes to get a midnight snack and admire Uranus, Thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:11

I'm also worried about Project. She mentioned that the Dark Lord in Training had been stroking her chins. She took this as a sign of affection but i think he was parting the flesh folds to reach her jugular. What do you think Getting? Do you think BastardCAT would be a worthy opponent for the Dark Lord in Training?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 28/02/2019 07:14

Oh you're such a hand relief to me Getting. So Naked is just snoozing and admiring Uranium? Does that mean she's an astrologer?

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