House porn! Sort of...

[MadeleineMaxwell]

Maybe it's reverse house porn. I can't decide whether my favourite thing is the fox humping the partridge or the Mona Lisa shower curtain watching you wash your bits...

Rightmove linky

What about you?

That is certainly a unique style!

I like the kitchen minus the taxidermy but just wow! It's very sumptuous isn't it

My house is definitely missing a fox sliding down the banister. Off to Google...

I quite like it, its certainly unique.

I agree RedSky - far better a house with personality than the dull, dull, dull 50 shades of grey that I see EVERY SINGLE DAY 😩😩
Estate agent here ( like to think one of the good ones, if there is such a thing 😉 )

Is it your house red?!
Elements I love...but in a large estate not a 2 bed!!
Good for them, particular elements I love are tropical plants in pots so easy to move. I'd love to see the house with no furniture to see what is built in and what would leave as I imagine quite a bit could be made fantastic if toned down

A bit strong redsky, your post is way more offensive than the op's

Love the partridge humping Fox

Yeah that's a bit much, both the decor and redskys post.🤣

Redsky, is it yours?

Holy crap, just told my husband I'd found our next home and showed him... apparently it's the right decor....said deadpan. He meant it, would like to know where it is. So THATS why we can't agree on household clutter....

That’s really really odd. Just really out of keeping with the property.

For the record, I quite like the house too, even though I wouldn't want to buy it or live in it.

I totally covet the gold crushed velvet chaise longue in the bedroom. And the suit of armour (presumably for wayward husbands?). And I admire the way they've managed to get so much stuff into what is not a large space.

Not sold on stuffed albino peacocks though.

I love it! What's not to love about a stuffed peacock in every room. My favourite part is the fox sliding down the banister.

Not sure I like the bust looking at me while I bath though

"dull, dull, dull 50 shades of grey"

A 50 Shades of Grey house sounds anything but dull...

Fucking hell

Bar the dead animals i think its fab

The fox sliding down the bannister! 😂 it’s very unique isn’t it. I wonder what their new house is going to be like?

WOW!
God I love that so much - the total attitude of "Fuck It, I want to live in a stately home but I can't and so I'll turn my little house into Chatsworth anyway"

I hope they are moving out because they want to and Not because they have to - it would break my heart to pour so much love into a house and not be able to live in it forever.

I'm impressed at how much they have put into a 2 bed cottage, looks more like a 6 bed country mansion!

Wow, it's very baroque, I reckon the owners must have awesome parties

So THATS why we can't agree on household clutter....

Can you imagine Marie Kondo's face if she set foot in there?

And bugger off Redsky, it's publicity, so if it brings attention to it and helps them sell their house, there's no harm in pointing it out to everyone!
(@mnhq please can we have an emoticon thingy sticking its tongue out?? It would be useful sometimes)

Wow that's amazing. Do you think one of them's an artist and they've painted all the murals themselves?