House porn! Sort of...

[MadeleineMaxwell]

Maybe it's reverse house porn. I can't decide whether my favourite thing is the fox humping the partridge or the Mona Lisa shower curtain watching you wash your bits...

Rightmove linky

What about you?

I have a migraine. I really shouldn't have clicked on the link. It feels very claustrophobic.

MNHQ have deleted my OP, presumably in error (on the again ), so here's another clicky linky in case anyone missed it.

Will they be known as part-ox or fartridge?

It could still be a phartridge, even though my knowledge of game birds is clearly lacking

Link has gone - can someone tell me the town and price so I can find it on Rightmove please?

Hahah snap

I. Am. Confused!!

I am appalled and delighted in equal measure.......

Wow just realised it's not that far from me! I shall have to consider if I know anyone after a two bed :)

@Truckingonandon I know, but the phone ones just don't have the same impact as the MN ones for some reason

It's Fergies isn't it?

Lawrence LB selling up is he?

TBH I'd keep the gold wallpaper in the bedroom. Jury's out on the ceiling art.

Nothing quite prepares you for that interior. Say what you like, it has certainly been done with conviction.

Oh my! Illusion of grandeur much?

I think they need "Go big or go home" stencilled on it. They indeed went big with their home. I admire how few fucks they had to give to create such a space. There's an almost childlike exuberance there. It reminds me of a child who decides to do their entire room and in unicorns and purple. They chose a there and ran with it.

Yes! screamqueenz good thinking! I always quite like Audrey’s lodge, much cosier than the Manor House!

I love it . It's bloody amazing ! I'd buy it ! (If I could afford to , sob!)

I'm another one wondering how on earth you invest so much into making a home like that, then sell it. If I loved my home that much, I would need an earth-shatteringly good reason to leave.

I wouldn't want to live there, but I would LOVE to go round for dinner/coffee/any excuse.

Where do the people fit in?

Bloody hell, somebody has delusions of grandeur

The stags head on the bed?!

Oh my! It's camp as Christmas!

Very camp. I was surprised to see women's shoes in the wardrobe.

Not just women wear women's shoes you know.

It takes clutter to a completely new level. Have seen similar furniture in shops in London, mainly in the 80's and early 90's, used to stare through the windows in disbelief. However it is the kind of stuff that used to be used in OTT and very expensive hotels that catered for the extremely rich.

Aside from the garishness, a lot of it is not sympathetic to the neighbouring bits, and most of it is bloody hideous, especially the poor dead creatures.

I wonder if they are selling up as the neighbours complained about it being a brothel or in more fitting terms, a bawdy house.

The rear garden has been landscaped with a mediterranean finish, showcasing red mosaic tiles to the floor, white washed walls and a hand painted muriel.

I bet the owners do call it a muriel

It looks like they binge watched The Tudors before they got cracking

But I respect that they've gone (to borrow a Kiwi expression) full hundies there. That is 100% commitment to a mood board.