What item of clothing has my mother bought me?!

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NC - lighthearted. Disclaimer: I am grateful she has sent a present.

Normally I don't get a present from mother on my birthday but alas one has arrived (we live in different countries)

On the customs label it says 'Clothing'

In the past I have been given some rather hideous clothing from her including a massive purple fleece (it's not cold here), glitter tops (not my style) and endless sweaters with tartan (we are Scottish but there is such a thing as too much tartan).

I'm a jeans and a plain t-shirt kinda woman who is turning 35......Opening the present in about 10 hours.....

What's in the package?!

Or of Marks and Spencer most recent attempts at a high fashion dress ( possibly in tarten)

She does love Marks and Spencer.....

I visited her in November so she knows what I wear. But we did pop to M&S and I got some pjs

A very sensible and comfortable old lady nightie.

Enjoy!

Can we have a photo of the package? I don't want to waste my guess on a bright yellow puffer jacket when the parcel won't hold that!

Any chance is not clothes but a equally hideous throw and clothes was the closest definition to fabric it had?

Roughly A4 size hopefully this works as haven't taken a picture before

Post it is there to hide her address

Haha bright puffer yellow jacket - she would love that. Probably not a jacket

Pants, either massively too small or massively too big.

Chunky scarf

🤔

A lovely blouse.

A proper ladies blouse. None of this shirt or T-shirt nonsense.

Good thing is, you never have to wear it!

A scarf. A really big, square, patterned scarf.

It’ll be another glitter jumper if she’s anything like my mother!

Thank you!

Those reversing sequins are everywhere at the moment. Maybe she found you an adult top with them!

Yep, big scarf.

A scarf is totally not needed here

Whenever she buys me the hideous clothes she always says the same thing "well I liked it....do you like it?"

Bless her.....

Underwear is always good but I don't want bows on them

Scarf.

Another vote for scarf- oh my goodness. The lowest temp in winter here is about 12 degrees during the day. I don't even have a scarf apart from my football one..::

Maybe we all assumed that since you said you were Scottish, that you lived in Scotland.

Ahh yes I see how my original post was confusing. I am not in Scotland.

There’s no way anyone that actually read your posts could think you were living in Scotland. No one in Scotland thinks it’s ‘too hot here’ or ‘never cold enough to need a fleece’ 🤣😂

I'm going for a lightweight dressing gown /robe from M&S to go with the pyjamas that you bought when you were with her. Not necessarily matching, but I think she will follow that theme.

@ILoveChristmasLights haha true....I am thinking it's a set of vests now. I remember her always insisting I had vests growing up

Hmm, I'm going for some lightweight linen trousers. Like she's thought about it weather wise but then thrown a curveball and they are a horrific shade of lime green with swirl patterns so once again will be banished to the back of the cupboard.

nods sagely seen it happen before thanks Grandma

My guess is pyjamas. Probably exactly like the ones you bought when you were with her but in a different colour.