Worst baby names you’ve heard of recently..

[Poppylizzyrose]

I’m talking the ridiculous ones, so not meaning to offend anyone. If you remember the story how you heard it please include that too!

Mine
When I was in hospital after my c section 6 weeks ago, lady across from me was talking to a nurse. The conversation went like this-

Nurse “he’s gorgeous! Does he have a name?”
Lady “yeh he’s legend king, after my dad”
Nurse “ooh....lovely!”
Lady “yeah named him after my dad as my dad died yesterday, same day e was born”
Nurse “oh I’m so sorry!”
Lady “it’s alright happened years ago, he was stabbed never liked the bastard serves him right!”
Nurse “okay! Right you can have these pain killers...”

😂😂 know I shouldn’t laugh but me and my mum told everyone at Christmas.

Names and stories please!

Velvet.

Two I saw on MN (the threads got pulled as OP's to offense at the comments)

Chap and Roman

You probably can guess at some of the quips made....

I know of sisters reyonce and letonce with the ~ above the e.

My cousins son is roman

Baby Brian

My cousins son is Greek

‘Arry (yes, spelled with an apostrophe!)
Techno

Calypso

Marzipan

Eliza-Beth
Wynter
Summah-mae
Pollie
Leyland (for a boy)
Harrie (for a girl)
Skyler
Oscah
Mya-May
Ava-Amelia

DAunt has worked in a few nurseries and these are the absolute monstrosities she has come across. It's such a shame for the child, I'm not a fan of the plain boring top 100 names but the pathetic attempts at 'original' and 'unique' names are just cringey and horrid.

I’m going to read all the posts but I’ve just remembered one from where I used to work! Brain wave after midnight!!! Dun dun dun... (awoken for a feed lol) anyhoo!

Little girl by the name of.....tiger lily! Like in Peter Pan.

Kiko, niko, Chiko triplets lol 😂

Another doctors surgery one Ben which is fine as a first name but his surname was Affleck

Teri-Anfield

Parents are Liverpool fans. Poor kid.

Jason. He was in the next bay on the hospital ward when I had DS in the summer. You just don’t meet a baby Jason these days.

Steady on! Keep to the really rare as this thread could really offend, nothing wrong with the name Jason! Gary or Brian.

I’m talking like the likes of Michael Jacksons daughter blanket... but the non famous.

Bluebell (not a baby though, she's a teenager so somewhat ahead of the more recent trend of unique names!)

I don't know why I'm even bothering, but the La-a thing is garbage.

Wynter Reign.

Yes, I saw a poor little girl named after some really shit weather (winter rain??)

Dimple

Pocahontas

Beau pronounced like 'bow'

Breaze, for a boy.
Let's hope he doesn't suffer with gas...

How else do you pronounce Beau?

I thought there could be no worse name for a baby boy than my neighbour who named her baby Idris, about 6 months ago.

Today I heard that my neice called her baby boy Tonga. WTF!!

Whilst in hospital after giving birth to DS a Romanian couple were in my shared room, new midwife on shift...
Midwife: so what have you called her?
Couple: (phonetically spelled) Fem-ar-lay
Midwife: ooo that’s unusual, does it have a meaning?
Couple: don’t know, we see signs for it everywhere we go though
Midwife: (confused) ahhh okay, where do you see it?
Couple: over there on the wall...

Cue couple pointing to the sign for the toilet that says ‘FEMALE’!!

Yes they called their child Female! Luckily it was a girl