Worst baby names you’ve heard of recently..

[Poppylizzyrose]

I’m talking the ridiculous ones, so not meaning to offend anyone. If you remember the story how you heard it please include that too!

Mine
When I was in hospital after my c section 6 weeks ago, lady across from me was talking to a nurse. The conversation went like this-

Nurse “he’s gorgeous! Does he have a name?”
Lady “yeh he’s legend king, after my dad”
Nurse “ooh....lovely!”
Lady “yeah named him after my dad as my dad died yesterday, same day e was born”
Nurse “oh I’m so sorry!”
Lady “it’s alright happened years ago, he was stabbed never liked the bastard serves him right!”
Nurse “okay! Right you can have these pain killers...”

😂😂 know I shouldn’t laugh but me and my mum told everyone at Christmas.

Names and stories please!

My mum taught a set of twins called Cloudy & Sunny

Bug. For a girl.

Twins called Godstruth and Godslove

Shelby -makes me vom in my mouth
(Sorry not sorry)

Cinderella

A mum friend I know called her daughter Raya which is awesome. But Sunshine as a middle name. She insists on using the whole name too which I find very twee. Her son is called Harry so a 'normal' boring name. When she calls them both there's too many R's going on.

Someone I used to work with has a granddaughter called Je'Taime... like the french phrasing...

Beautiful child but what a ridiculous name!

Each to their own I suppose but I definitely judge that choice!

Lollipop. Called out at doctor's surgery.

Overheard in a hairdressers that someone had called their child ' Lemony Sunshine'

jeremy Ive heard Lollipop before too. A gran was telling me about her gds teacher who refused to call her by the name and used her middle name. The girl said thats not my name its Lollipop!

I do feel so sorry for some of these children growing up with awful names.

Marvellous
Delight

Storm

Twinkle

Gatlin...like the gun.

Oh and Sarah-Bella ( sounds like cerebella I always think) and Rocket.

Nevaeh...... awful name. Lloyd. Emerson.

Someone at sons school called 'cosmo'

Cosmo is actually a nice traditional name.

Old schoolmate, her DD is Strawberry.

I used to date a thanos he was greek said it was the greek version of thomas so went by tommy.

I know a stone and leaf.

But the one name thats made me smile and raise eyebrow rescently was a new born Gary. no offence to any Garys. Just took me by surprise.

My god child went to school with King-David.

Sky, River, Breeze

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I know a Phoenix. Sounds quite sane compared to some of these.

Aztec, Bugsy and Hunnie are 3 that come to mind - all girls.

Storm and Rebel

But the one name thats made me smile and raise eyebrow rescently was a new born Gary. no offence to any Garys. Just took me by surprise.

You've just reminded me I know a baby called Brian! It's a perfect normal name but it is just unusual to hear it on a baby.

A girl called Harlot.

Tulip

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