Cute things your children say!

[sugarandspicenotsonice]

My toddler calls his backpack his packet and his trouser legs his sleeves, Father Christmas is farmer Christmas and he says brooksoost for breakfast! Picnic is pink pink!

My 2 year old girl says badminto she means badminton. Also pretty funny is her brave attempt to pronounce my name. In my flat toothbrush is toobrush. She makes me laugh.

Harry pottermous, but hes too big for that now

@sugarandspicenotsonice I used to call them a bounce-oline when I was little!

This is now the second time I've agreed with a small child

Oh and I used to say 'the Abdominal Snowman'...I must have either been cute or an idiot!

DS watchend Shane the chef earlier and called 'Mama Polenta' mama pizza

My nextdoor neighbor's name is Philip and my DD (2) calls him 'Fillet' - makes me think about steak every morning when she says hi 😂

Age 3, DS helped put the “Asians” (decorations) on Christmas tree. He’s 10 now and we’ve had Christmas Asians ever since. I did have to intervene when he started telling his nursery teacher that “Daddy put the Asians in the roof until next year..,”

DS 18 months old, left with neighbour whilst removal men packing lorry. When brought back to empty house " chairs play bee bo! "
Oh so cute.

My three year old but only two at the time) used to pronounce 'unicorns' as 'oonicorns'. She said it like that for months and it was v cute. Then I suddenly realised she's been saying it properly for a couple of days. Half of me was so proud she'd mastered saying it right, half of me want to cry cos I'd never hear her say 'oonicorns' again!

gonna be quite outing. Ds3 calls nursery, journey.
He also calls shops by their colours, so Asda is green shop, Aldi is orange shop etc.

My dd is currently 16 months and has started saying hello, however she says it in almost exactly the same way as in the Team America film.

Took me forever racking my brain through all my child friendly films for where I recognised it from, until my dh realised what I was talking about and mentioned it. 😂

My daughter had terrible reflux that went on for years, but used to call her forceful vomiting/regurgitation “spilling”, like she had spilt a drink out of her mouth. Despite the absolute Grimness it always made me smile.

My daughter has just started to say as we walk out of shops "why haven't you paid for that mummy"

Ffs. I've never stole anything in my life ever. I have paid. It's the whole contactless thing.

When my niece was a child she heard the word 'song' on the tv, but thought it was 'snook'. It became a family thing- whenever anyone kissed on the tv we'd say they were snooking!

Damn I meant snog!

DD2 says "I can do it by my own."
DD1 used to call David Cameron "Baby Cameron"!

My DS HATES mint flavoured anything.

To brush his teeth he has the baby strawberry flavoured one and he bellows if I try sneak mint on.

Scream, I DONT LIKE ANYTHING MINCEY!!

DS has a speech delay but he signs. I've tried to teach him to sign I love you, but he doesn't do that - instead if you say I love you to him, he signs '[his name] and Mummy / Daddy are friends'. And I melt.

But the cutest thing he's ever said, for the first time a couple of weeks ago, was Mama 😍

He also does a Santa Claus ho ho ho that has definite shades of Jabba the Hutt 😂

DD used to enjoy popcorn. Or as she called it, "Cock porn".

DS (3.5) is a proper fruit bat. He's now taken to picking out a tangerine from the net and going, 'look, mum, it the biggest orange in the wooooorld!' and promptly scoffing it.

He knows all the moves and words to the Baby Shark song.

We've also tried to convince him that there's a 'Kev' in Paw Patrol but that he's just constantly out of shot. There are frequent cries of 'no, daddy, no Kev! See? TOLD you!'

"Thanks dad" - He's 26

It never gets old - so you've all got something to look forward to long after they stop being babies :-)

My DD says something is either perfect or dig-dustin (disgusting) depending on what it is.

T-shirt I'm wearing "perfect mummy"
Peas "Dig-dusting mummy"

My son aged about 3 shouted in the middle of McDonald’s that he wanted a shitshake
He did get a strawberry milkshake after I got over the embarrassment

DS2 calls Cheddars 'cheesy chatters'

Ds (3) just cried out in pain during dinner, "ouch, they're eating it!"

Me; "Eating what baby? Who are?"

Ds; "my teeth are eating my tongue!"

He'd bitten his tongue.

Every Tuesday my 4 year old reminds me to take the food out for the bin monster 😂
Refuge collection day to me and you lol